CaffieneKitty

Will Kill for Coffee



Fandoms

  1. Supernatural (TV 2005) (152)
  2. Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (149)
  3. Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms (20)
  4. Cabin Pressure (12)
  5. Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (8)

Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    When Sherlock sends John to investigate an abandoned criminal operation, he finds it not so abandoned after all. Things get worse from there.

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  2. Summary

    An alternate universe where the world of Sherlock is a role-playing game run by North American co-Gamemasters Steve and Mark; their friends Marty, Ben and Rupert are the players.

    In other words, RPG-themed crack.

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  3. Summary

    LJ User Teithiwr picked 6 of my icons for me to write short fic or drabbles about. These are the resulting stories. All are separate and self-contained and can be read in any order, I'm just calling it a series to keep this sub-group organized.

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  4. Summary

    Two related crack crossovers wherein Merry and Pippin (LOTR) exchange places with Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (Hamlet and related works), and vice versa.

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  5. Summary

    After working so hard to be allowed into the Evil League of Evil, Billy finds that going evil and joining the League has become solely a means to an end.

    That end? Going back in time and saving Penny.

     

    NOTE: This series is a STALLED WIP. The individual entries are complete in themselves can be read separately, the overall plot arc won't be complete until the series is finished, and that will be a very long time coming.

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Recent bookmarks

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    When people ask to see his quirk, Izuku throws out an arm and the invisible person floats objects into the air for him. When Kacchan comes near, the invisible person tickles his arm or blows air into his ear, warning him away.

    The invisible person feels like his partner, a co-conspirator in this secret. A protector.

    Izuku might not have a quirk, but he does have a friend.

     

    Or: when a passing ghost protects Izuku from a group of bullies, everyone thinks Izuku's quirk has finally manifested. Telekinesis, just like Inko.

    Partially inspired by this tumblr post.

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    02 Sep 2026

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    The first time Izuku remembers meeting Shouto, he’s fourteen years old and immediately smitten.

    (AU where Izuku keeps getting killed during their first year at UA—so Shouto keeps travelling back in time to save him.)

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    02 Sep 2026

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    Izuku doesn't know why the day keeps resetting. He doesn't know why he's trapped on campus, or why there's no phone reception, or why Aizawa and Shinsou keep losing their memories of the Saturdays they've already lived, while Izuku remains constantly, painfully aware.

    But he does know this: Aizawa and Shinsou keep dying, over and over again, in more brutal and creative ways. And it's his job to save them.

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    02 Sep 2026

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    Groundhog Day with extra trauma. Glorious.

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    Of all the people to have been kidnapped alongside, it had to be this person, this hero, the one person who would never blame him for the things he was forced to do.

    “Don’t cry,” Midoriya says.

    “Fuck you,” Hitoshi chokes out.

     

    (When Shinsou goes grocery shopping a few weeks after transferring to Class 2A, Midoriya tags along. Because he is, for some reason, determined to be Shinsou’s friend.

    Shinsou remains cold and withdrawn in the face of Midoriya’s friendliness—until they’re kidnapped by a woman with a brainwashing quirk who believes Shinsou doesn’t belong in the hero course.)

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    01 Sep 2026

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    “I want to honour them,” Izuku said softly. “When I cosplay, I just want people to see how amazing these heroes are.”

    Shouto brushed a thumb over his cheek, careful not to smudge his makeup. “They do. I promise.”

     

    Or: Izuku and Shouto attend HeroCon, five years post-graduation.

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    27 Aug 2026