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  1. Notes by Rino Haniak by

    Fandom Star Wars Legends - All Media Types

    01 Apr 2023

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  2. The Gods Have Horns by ,

    Fandom Homestuck

    21 Jul 2025

    Summary

    Godstuck AU. The post-scratch trolls all attained god tier and won Sgrub soundly, entering their new universe as a pantheon of gods and choosing Earth as a base of operations.

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  3. Faygo Special Stardust: Exquisite Corpse June 2024 by , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

    Fandom Homestuck

    05 Jul 2024

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  4. There is Nothing to Fear by

    Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

    16 Aug 2026

    Summary

    Tom Riddle was sorted into Gryffindor. There is nothing to fear.

    (If oneshots and multishots aren't your thing, you can probably skip ahead to Hermione Granger and the Silent Country, which, by accident, has a pretty good recap of what you need to know to hit the ground running in that story.)

    Join us on the Discord server: https://discord.gg/xjCBgff.

    An audio version is available.

     

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  5. Building From Scratch by , ,

    Fandom Homestuck

    11 Feb 2017

    Summary

    TG: now this is a story all about how
    our lives got flipped turned upside down
    and id like to take a minute
    while this tale unfurls
    ill tell you how we became the founders of a new world

    TT: I believe what Dave means to impart is that, following unfortunately unforeseen circumstances, we determined that the meteor was off-course, fated to wander paradox space forever.

    GA: A Rather Dispiriting Revelation

    CG: BUT I DECIDED THAT STICKING OUR THUMBS UP OUR CHUTES AND GIVING UP WAS A FUCKING TERRIBLE IDEA, AND DESPITE CONSTANT STUPID SETBACKS, WE MANAGED TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT.

    GA: It Proved To Be Difficult
    Rather Like Making A Tangible Substance From Nothing

    GC: BUT W3 3M3RG3D VICTOR1OUS! TH3 L4W W4S SUR3LY ON OUR S1D3. TH4T 4ND 3XC3LL3NT L34D3RSH1P.

    CG: THANKS.

    GC: 1 D1DN'T M34N YOU.

    CG: FUCK YOU

    WV: Please do not fight. I do not believe it is conductive to a civilized and peaceful society.

    TC: WeRe AlL pEaCeFuL hErE bRo
    yeah
    SO MOTHERFUCKING PEACEFUL

    TT: Ahem. Regardless, that is the subject of this tale.

    TG: so i looked out at my meteor
    it was finally here
    a home for knights sylphs bards and seers

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    I Die Because I Do Not Die by for Haro

    Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica  

    24 Oct 2015

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    “You're here,” Homura said. “You're really here.”

    Years later, the goddess Madoka visits her most devoted follower.

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    Bookmarked by Callmesalticidae

    10 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 2

    Has your journey come to an end? by

    Fandoms: Neon Genesis Evangelion  

    13 Dec 2020

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    10 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 59

    Perspicacity has its Disadvantages by

    Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Stargate SG-1  

    29 Mar 2024

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    Homura's latest gun theft lands her in more hot water than usual. Fortunately, the person she's stolen from is one of the only people on Earth who will actually believe her when she tells him why she stole it.

    Or, SG-1 has an interesting visit to Japan.

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    09 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

    These Ink-Stained Hands Are Red by for lemonpika

    Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins  

    01 Apr 2023

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    A middling Gamemaker is given the chance of a lifetime. Things do not turn out for the best.

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    24 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 17

    Into the Wood by for WingedFlight

    Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis  

    02 Apr 2023

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    Determined to save Narnia, Eustace and Jill take the magic rings. It doesn’t go as planned.

    Or: A collection of notebook and diary fragments describing Jill and Eustace’s travels through the Wood between the Worlds.

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    23 Mar 2026