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Izaya Orihara, a problem child, has been transferred from school to school, his parents never being able to find one that would take until they finally sent Izaya to Raira Academy, a private institution where order and rules are taken very seriously.
Izaya soon develops a very strange and undeniably dysfunctional relationship with his teacher Shizuo Heiwajima, who is a hardass that gets on Izaya's nerves constantly but; he's the only one capable of giving Izaya something no one else ever can. Shizuo doesn't know that his particular methods for discipline in detention are Izaya's favorite part about school, until one day he does find out.
What happens as a result will either make them or break them.
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Mar Morioh by CandleCucumbers
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
29 May 2023
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Jotaro fucks a fish. That's it, that's the fic.
LOL jk there's some plot and feels.
This still takes place during part 4. Jotaro is still in Morioh on Stand Arrow business. Except he never had an uncle. He still loves the ocean and studying marine biology back at home. He spends his free time on the beaches of Morioh and sometimes goes scuba diving too. He thinks there's something strange in those waters though. And eventually meets a certain beautiful, young, charming mermaid. Jotaro never had a chance.
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Don't Make Me Say It by CandleCucumbers
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Apr 2021
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Hazamada and Surface wanted to get revenge against Josuke for what happened to them after their confrontation in DiU so they threw together a plan to pay their humiliation back in full by hitting Josuke where it hurts, his reputation with his nephew Jotaro.
They planned to embarrass him by making him say and do "gross" things. Josuke himself has already had a crush on Jotaro for a long time so this is probably the worst thing that could ever happen to him. What will this do to them?
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Saruhiko walks down the street distractedly and runs into Misaki beating up on some poor sap. That would be pretty amusing on it's own, but what's even more amusing is what he hears Misaki saying...about him. Saruhiko takes action of course and finds out just what he meant when Misaki declares that he's the only one allowed to insult Saruhiko.
Shameless smut ensues of course. Pinch of angst, mostly boys making out and going at it. Pretty short ficlet. Nothing special, just some good fun.
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Rising Action by CandleCucumbers
Fandoms: The Filthy Frank Show (Web Series), IDubbbzTV - Fandom, The Cancer Crew
08 Jan 2017
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“I don’t mean to shut you out, I don’t mean to run. I just do. I’ve always been that way, sometimes for a few days I just…check out. It has nothing to do with you.”
George and Ian face some problems in their relationship when George periodically shuts Ian, and the rest of the world, out. Which intensely frustrates Ian because of George's refusal to talk about it. /It sounds like there's a lot of plot in this but there really isn't, not yet anyway. For now it's mostly kinky makeup sex.
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“Don’t be stupid,” Arthur said. “I’ll sleep on the floor.”
Merlin raised a sceptical eyebrow. “The last time I let you sleep on the floor, you never shut up about it,” he pointed out. “You said your back hurt and your neck hurt and your arse—”
“Merlin,” Arthur growled. “That was one time, and I’d just survived a rather nasty fight with a bog witch, if you recall. I’m sure I won’t have any problems with it tonight.”
Or: Merlin and Arthur are tired and there's only one bed. Naturally, they get competitive about it.
Written for Kinkalot 2026 Weekly Challenge #1: Competition.
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22 Aug 2026
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Slow updates
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She Threw Me— Then Kissed Me by vinnyvamppp
Fandoms: Invincible (Cartoon 2021), Invincible (Image Comics)
23 Apr 2025
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Synopsis: When the shadows of your heritage awaken for the first time in years—responding not to war, but to him—you’re left with one terrifying, exhilarating realization: You didn’t come here to be claimed. But Mark Grayson might just be the first man brave enough to try.
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02 Jul 2026
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In the year of 1981, Cecil just wanted to enjoy a day off of work. It's been a while since he last had one. But all the comes to ahead when he's called in to deal with a unknown super that demands to see Cecil and Cecil only. This is what he gets for work for the GDA.
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29 Jun 2026
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Cecil has one day off a year. He usually locks himself in his house on that day, drinks tea and plays old songs from the 70s, from when he was a kid and still interested in having fun. He makes a lot of calls to work when the sleeping pill wears off, more than anyone should call on his day off, just to make sure that in 24 hours the world has managed without him. That's what happens when you're a workaholic who only gets one day off a year by choice. However, this year's day off has something in particular, something that makes it interesting.
Mark Grayson is in his house, wearing a tiny dress.
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17 Jun 2026