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As long as you could remember you had upheld these ideals, the set of unspoken rules all Slytherins lived by. And yet, somehow this clumsy little Gryffindor was causing you to break them all.
In which you, a pureblood Slytherin, find an unexpected suitor in a rival house.
(You and Neville become unlikely potions partners. Takes place in year 5 with flashbacks to 4.)
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25 Sep 2026
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In a land of myth, and a time of magic, the destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young boy.
His name...Merlin.
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A complete rewrite of BBC’s Merlin
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10 Sep 2026
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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28 Aug 2025
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Series of stories about Slytherin reader x Neville Longbottom over the years.
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28 Aug 2025
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28 Aug 2025