CaptClockwork
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Finding Mr. Claus by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Dec 2025
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“So, I’m thinking there’s no Mrs. Claus for you to dote on?”
"Well, I think we both know that there's no chance of a Mrs. Claus." Aziraphale joked. He knew that his nature made it obvious to anyone with eyes that he was gay in every sense of the word. "But, unfortunately, I haven't found my Mr. Claus, either."
Crowley bit his lip.
“You can’t tell the kids that there isn’t a Mrs. Claus. I’m sure you can find a man that can fill out a dress for you and play the part.”
In his mind Crowley could see himself in that role. He had enough of a chest to fill something, and his hips were curvy when he was able to eat enough.
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Crowley is down on his luck and struggling to make ends meet. When he picks up a third job as an elf at Santa's Grotto, he never expects that the Santa he finds himself working with will be so handsome – or so caring. And he could truly never expect the Christmas magic this season has in store for him.
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Hawthorn by CaptClockwork for Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Nov 2025
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"Surely you must know why I have...misgivings."
"Because you love to worry about nothing. Listen, I drank this tea before, right? And-" Crowley gave a lazy wave down his body. "No bad side effects, no harm to my corporation."
Aziraphale sniffed. "Yes, if you don't count being thrown into an early heat as no bad side effects."
"I mean I definitely don't. And you're not normally one to complain about my heats, especially not when you have your knot shoved up m-"
"Yes, alright." Aziraphale interrupted, cheeks pink.
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Crowley accidentally finds out that drinking tea brewed from his garden's hawthorn berries throws him into a temporary super-heat.
Obviously, he's eager to explore this new finding with Aziraphale.
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Double Your Pleasure by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Oct 2025
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Alphonse gripped Anthony's shoulders from behind, catching their gaze in the mirror.
"It's for Aziraphale, isn't it?" Alphonse challenged, but his voice was soft, like he was walking on sacred land.
"I-" Anthony croaked, but no further sound came out.
"I see how you look at him." Alphonse continued, his eyes never leaving Anthony's reflection."How you like to tease him and rile him up. From you, it's practically a love confession."
"I- it's not-" Anthony spluttered before growling and turning around, breaking Alphonse's hold on them. "You're the one with the crush on Aziraphale! Don't think I haven't noticed the showing off. Making yourself look so clever, practically doing his physics homework for him."
Alphonse just shrugged. "Well, yeah. We're both in love with him."
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In which Aziraphale's wildest dreams come true.
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- Part 1 of Double Your Pleasure Series
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Jet Setting by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Apr 2025
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Crowley has been itching for a vacation. He figures, since they’re both free after the second War, why not invite Aziraphale? He gets a small surprise when he goes to ask, but it only adds to the excitement. What shenanigans will they get into while on their trip to America?
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The Angel and the Librarian by CaptClockwork
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
22 Jul 2019
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“I try to take special care with all the books here, new or old. They’ll all become old some day,” You explain, a bit shyly but no less honestly. “And I want to make sure they’re all preserved to enjoy as long as possible.”
Aziraphale’s eyes shine, like you had just read him the most moving poetry.
For an anonymous prompt request:
"Reader works in the historical section of a library that has a copy of just the book the Angel was looking for."
Reader's gender and name are not specified
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- Part 2 of Good Omens x Reader fics
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Double Your Pleasure Series by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Oct 2025
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Good Omens x Reader fics by CaptClockwork
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
22 Jul 2019
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Just a collection of my Good Omens reader insert stories! None of them are connected unless they specifically say so.
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When Aziraphale buys a special advent calendar from a young woman at his local Christmas market, she tells him to make a wish - something he wants to come true before Christmas. Having been feeling very lonely lately, Aziraphale wishes for someone special to share the forthcoming festivities with. Coincidentally, come December, Aziraphale starts bumping into the same man every day and quickly finds himself becoming rather enamoured with him. Or perhaps it isn't coincidence at all...
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Crowley hates Secret Santa.
He hates compulsory fun, Gabriel’s weaponised enthusiasm, and anything involving forced social interaction before 11 a.m.
What he doesn’t hate—much to his own despair—is Aziraphale from Accounts.
Sweet, cheerful, cardigan-wearing, homemade-biscuit-bringing Aziraphale.
When Crowley draws his name for this year’s office Secret Santa, he spirals into a week-long crisis trying to find a ten-pound gift that doesn’t scream I’m catastrophically in love with you.
Aziraphale, meanwhile, seems to be hiding something behind his bright December smiles.Day 2 of my Ineffable Advent Calendar.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Advent Calendar
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words shall not be hid, nor spells buried by MirjamOmens (Mirjam)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
17 Dec 2025
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In every sauna there lives a saunatonttu. Treat these spirits well, and they ensure the good luck for you from the moment you are born in the warmth of their realm, until the day your body is washed there for burial. You should always respect the ancient rules of the sauna.
Aziraphale didn’t mean to offend the tonttu! He truly didn't! However, his Christian family was strongly against the pagan deities, so he was sure any tonttus had abandoned their property a long time ago.
He was wrong, of course.
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17 Dec 2025
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One Of Those Days by Kalimyre
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jul 2021
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Aziraphale and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day - or: Aziraphale has a bad day. Crowley makes it better.
This is self-indulgent fluff for when you have a hard day and could do with a nice vicarious cuddle.
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That Lavender Haze by KiaraMGrey for Quefish
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jan 2023
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Crowley has no interest in attending the party of some rich Lord. But with his title and inheritance on the line, he needs to find an alpha husband, and fast. But Crowley isn't like the other omegas. He's snappy and impatient and unwilling to be treated like some pet to an alpha. When the party goes south, he's sure that he'll never find someone compatible with him. But maybe he just needs to meet an angel.
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13 Dec 2025