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    What initially begins as Mike and Will calling each other exaggeratedly cheesy pet names to mess with Max and Lucas starts spiralling into something a lot more intimate and dangerous. Will isn't really sure where they managed to lose the plot, or how far they can go before there's no turning back.

    Or: Max and Lucas go through a late honeymoon phase. It's excessive. It's gross. Mike and Will (well, mostly Mike) decide to engage in exaggerated bouts of PDA to demonstrate how disgusting the couple are being. It starts to get out of control pretty quickly.

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    28 Aug 2026

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    Never in his royal tutelage was he told what to do when slimy, slithering men insinuate that he seeks company that isn’t his husband. Why did no one think to prepare him for this?

    “Your silence betrays your guilt, Pendragon,” Rodreck grins, and then raises his hands in placation. “Don’t worry, we certainly won’t tell. It’s only natural to have a few sweet things tucked away. A squire here, a stableboy there, a handful of whores when the mood calls for it.”

    And finally, Arthur has had enough.

    .

    In which Arthur has to sit through yet another feast when he would rather be with Merlin, only this one is made much worse when his guests begin asking questions about his consort, and then about his loyalty to said consort. What follows after the feast is a collapse onto the bed as Arthur spends the rest of his night in Merlin’s arms.

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    20 Aug 2026

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    . ₊˚ ☎︎₊˚✧ ゚.

    A photo Will sent to Mike on accident turns into a situation Will never thought he would be given.

    +*—⌯⌲—*+

    l M: Uh, Will?

    Will’s brows immediately furrow at the response, his smile fading to a confused frown. He looked at every bit of the photo, there was nothing bad about it. He stared at the message before his eyes flicked to the contact.

    A contact that was not Max.

    Will felt himself freeze in his spot, his face turning mortified. His eyes widened as he stared at the contact and picture.

    Mikey 🗡️

    He just sent that to Mike.

    As in his best friend Mike.

    “Oh god.” Will whispered, his voice just as mortified as his face. He felt all of the nerves flood his veins like a tsunami in an instant.

    . ₊˚ ☎︎₊˚✧ ゚.

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    15 Aug 2026

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    The king decides it's time for Arthur to find a wife. To make the process easier, he parades a series of ladies before his son. But Arthur's spent a lot of time thinking about what he wants in a partner, who he wants at his side during his rule, and he already knows exactly who he wants. One day, the attraction becomes to much, and Arthur makes his move. Roughhousing is a great way to get closer, and it's not like Merlin's opposed.

    Not quite PWP... but close.

    Based on the prompt:
    "They don't like me, they like my face."
    "Because that's the only thing about you worth liking. If they knew what a terrible personality you have, they would be disgusted."

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    12 Aug 2026

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    SHOW ME.

    Will looks up from the notepad, eyes wide and blown. “Show you?”

    Mike nods, small but undeniably firm. Dead fucking serious.

    “Mike, you—” Will takes a quick breath to try to recalibrate his false confidence. His voice drops, feathery and intentional. “You want me to show you what a guy’s mouth feels like?”

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    Mike takes a 7-day vow of silence to win a bet. Will does everything in his power to make him break it.

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    15 Jul 2026