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You can’t remember wanting anything with ease. Certainly not the man of your dreams.
or: the anxious avoidant au
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14 Aug 2026
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“So you want me to marry Cooper Howard?”
He shakes his head, laughing under his breath. “Marry? No, no, lets play that by ear,” he assures you. “What we want — need — you two to do is make it look like you’ve been having an affair.” You must look like you’ve seen a ghost. This is insane. “Explains his divorce, gets people talking about you two as a pair, gets eyes on this movie you’re filming together — now, don’t go outright saying it, of course. We just wanna’ make people read between the lines, get them curious enough to get them into the theater to see the chemistry on the screen...”
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When Cooper Howard finds himself scandalised by not just divorce, but allegations of anti-American sentiment, it falls to the studio system to try and squeeze what they can from him before he finds himself blacklisted. Fortunately, the only thing the press loves more than exposing a commie is a celebrity scandal -- and the studio has just the woman in mind to play the role of the other woman. Being seen with Cooper Howard while filming your breakthrough movie to get people talking? Easy. Doing the right thing when your career and dreams are on the line? ...Jury's out on that one, champ.
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20 Apr 2026
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For days now, you’ve been seeing the same broad-shouldered man lounging around the resort.
Or: the knocked up on vacation au
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11 Jul 2025
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Ooh, my lover moves like a video I'd only watch alone by lemonmangosorbet
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
10 May 2026
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Viktor couldn’t be late for his ‘appointment’ at 10pm, so he decided to call it a night and logged out of his game session, preparing for the Golden Boy’s stream instead.
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aka camboy Jayce x gooner Viktor modern au, and a late submission for Bottom Jayce Week 2025
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17 May 2025
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You Wish I Was Yours (And I Hope That You're Mine) by lacepirate
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
23 Apr 2025
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“So you won’t take me because I’ll, what — see people fucking? Get offered drugs?”
“Jayce…” Viktor warns, more to himself than to the other man. He can feel his already slippery grip on the situation weakening.
“C’mon, V. I’ll be good, I promise! I’ll keep my hands to myself, I won’t take candy from strangers, and if it’s too much, we can leave.”
Jayce keeping his hands to himself is not the thing he was worried about. It’s everybody else who wouldn’t be able to keep their hands away from him. They descend on topsiders like piranhas when presented with the opportunity. Their naïveté precedes them. Viktor has seen men and women undone by hands and tongues in mere minutes, and they’re not too keen on stopping before they’ve had more than their fill.
It’s so lawless, even for the undercity, that the only way to assure Jayce’s sanctity would be to put him in a fucking tag.
…Now there’s a thought.
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In which the only way for Viktor to keep Jayce safe from the greedy hands and mouths of Zaunite clubs is to put him in a collar and claim ownership. However fake (or real) it may be.
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- Part 1 of Belong to You
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02 May 2025