CodenameCarrot
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Welcome to Risa by CodenameCarrot for luckpushedme
Fandoms: Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026)
14 Aug 2026
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When the Burn hit, Risa was lost to the Federation. When the Emerald Chain was broken, it considered coming back. But before the Risa Hedony made any decisions, they wanted to know if the Federation still valued harmony, relaxation, and fun. And what better way to evaluate it than to observe several hundred young people on a beach vacation?
Both Starfleet Academy and the Federation War College were descending onto Temtibi Lagoon for a week of sun, sand, and diplomatic negotiations.
This fic is completed and will post daily in the evenings (Eastern Time / GMT-5) from July 29, 2026 to August 13, 2026
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Practical Applications of Theater by CodenameCarrot for lastnightatmanderley
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026)
27 Jul 2026
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Some months after the joint convocation ceremony, Tilly gathers the other instructors from the Discovery in Kelrec's office to see who his mother scrounged up to take the Starfleet Academy Theater Instructor exam and how they did.
Every last one of them failed, but not for the reason Tilly would have predicted. They bombed the practical applications section. When the Academy graduates realize why, they are reduced to tears of laughter while the War College graduates are confused. Time for a demonstration of what was once - and might be again - the most popular game at Starfleet Academy: Bad Ensign.
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- Part 2 of Convocation and Its Apocrypha
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Convocation by CodenameCarrot
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026), Star Trek: Discovery (TV)
18 Jul 2026
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The second year of being back on Earth opens with four days of festivities as part of the joint convocation ceremony for Starfleet Academy and the War College. Naturally, the only question on everyone’s mind is: “Do you have a date?”
Chancellor Kelrec does not.
Enter Sylvia Tilly.
This fic is completed and the revised posting plan is Tuesday and Saturday Mornings (Eastern Time / GMT-5) until July 18, 2026.
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- Part 1 of Convocation and Its Apocrypha
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No Excuse Not to Nap by CodenameCarrot
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026)
29 Jun 2026
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It's near the end of the first semester and Commander Reno and Cadet Lythe are trapped in a dead turbolift while the Athena speeds through a transwarp tunnel. They have two hours before the air goes stale, five before the carbon dioxide buildup exceeds safe levels.
They'll be exiting the tunnel in a little over an hour and a half and Jett would really, really, like a nap. Unfortunately, the words 'no life-support' caused Cadet Lythe to loose what little chill she had left.
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The Third Choice by CodenameCarrot
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026)
06 Jun 2026
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Drabble: Caleb's chosen his mother over Starfleet twice now.
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Convocation and Its Apocrypha by CodenameCarrot
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: Discovery (TV), Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026)
27 Jul 2026
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The second year of being back on Earth opens with four days of festivities as part of the joint convocation ceremony for Starfleet Academy and the War College. Naturally, the only question on everyone’s mind is: “Do you have a date?”
Chancellor Kelrec does not.
Enter Sylvia Tilly.
This collection includes the fic Convocation, and various small scenes and other apocrypha inspired by it.
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Make Love, Not War (Stories of Chancellors Kelrec and Ake) by CodenameCarrot
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026)
29 May 2026
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Mostly canon-compliant stories about Chancellor Ake of Starfleet Academy and Chancellor Kelrec of the Federation War College as they go from antagonistic co-workers through an odd situation-ship and emerge at something that might just be love.
Or: the one where Nahla Ake stole Zeeren Kelrec's tablecloth and his heart.
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AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandom Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, No Fandom, Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026), Undertale (Video Game)
07 Feb 2026
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Schro Din Ger's Tooka by LordCombatWhiskey
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
12 Aug 2026
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Obi-Wan Kenobi does not become Anakin’s master, Shaak Ti does, which results in Anakin learning a certain Force skill. Palpatine thinks that either he or the Jedi have gone insane.
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Schro Din Ger's Tooka by LordCombatWhiskey
90365881Sometimes, Palpatine will learn, the wanting of a thing is a much easier thing to live with than having the thing. Some excellent crack-treated-seriously.
Sheev’s smile freezes on his face. “Pardon?”
“A shock, it must be. All too many losses, there have been in recent times. Warriors, the Jedi are not. In the Force, they may now find peace.”
Sheev can’t—he had plans. It makes no sense. Anakin can’t be dead… he’s the chosen one after all. “Are you entirely sure? I have received premature word of the demise of Jedi in the past. Master Shaak Ti, Anakin’s own master, comes to mind, I do believe. And there was the time Master Kenobi was captured and believed dead. It’s not unreasonable to think a similar situation might have occurred. We shouldn’t so easily believe him dead and so soon…”
Oh Sith-burned soil, Sheev is hysterical. A Sith doesn’t do hysterical. A Sith lord slays.
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A couple of days later, Sheev is working on a eulogy for his lost apprentice when the door to his office opens. “I thought that I said I wasn’t to be disturbed!” He snaps, glancing up.
He freezes, quickly pulling out incredibly happy face #1. His mouth tilts up into a warm smile. “My dear boy, they told me you had died! I’m so glad to see that they were wrong.”
Anakin Skywalker is there in the doorway, looking like he just spent the last couple weeks at a spa resort rather than a war zone. His golden-brown hair hangs in soft waves about his face and his maroon robes are wrinkle-free, unlike those of many Jedi who apparently have never been introduced to a little something called an iron.
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As the inevitable end comes near for Zeeren, Nahla reflects on some of the more important cups of tea they have shared over the years. Or; I told myself I wouldn't write about tea or anything that made me sad, so of course I went and did both. Written for Star Trek Potluck 2026.
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10 Aug 2026
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Cups of Tea by Kejsarinna
90196311A story of a relationship, told in beginnings and endings and cups of tea. (Also cry your eyes out sad.)
As she tasted the warm brew, her eyes opened in surprise, meeting his over the brim of her cup.
“Kelrec!,” she exclaimed and was met by… a chuckle.
“I assume you liked it?” He looks so damn pleased with himself, she thought.
“Like it? Kelrec, this tastes amazing. And I don’t have that many taste buds left.” He nodded, accepting her praise.
“I am actually quite curious as to how you experience taste. Tea is of course not just the flavor - it's a moment to enjoy a warm cup. But it helps if it tastes good too.” She took another sip and nodded.
“Kelrec, this tastes like spring.”
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Hide and Seek - a PHM comic by pnthrmth
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Jul 2026
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Grace and Rocky play hide and seek— or Rocky finds out about persistence hunting the hard way, and Grace gets some pumpkins to roll around his enclosure.
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Harry Kim finds out he missed out on an important part of the Starfleet Academy experience. Hilarity and dirty jokes ensue.
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- Part 1 of Bad Ensign on Voyager
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27 Jul 2026
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Bad Ensign by Curator
17604374The very first "Bad Ensign" story, featuring undefeated Katheryn Janeway and clueless Harry Kim.
The mess hall doors swished open. Tuvok walked in and moved toward the buffet line. Harry hurried over, hoping Tom and B’Elanna were teasing him and Tuvok would settle this with some Vulcan clarity.
“Tuvok,” Harry said. “What would it mean if I said the words ‘bad ensign’ to you?”
If a Vulcan could look horrified, Tuvok would have. “Ensign Kim,” he said. “That is an inappropriate reference and unbecoming an officer. You are no longer a cadet and should not behave as such.”
Tom called out from the table, “Tuvok, he really doesn’t know!”
Tuvok raised an eyebrow, turned, and, with another swish of the doors, left the mess hall. His appetite evidently was no longer worth the discussion he had somehow joined.
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Chuckling, Chris said, “I guess I was just a bad ensign.”
Cornwell froze, her spine going ramrod straight, lips pressed thin, and it was then that Chris realized what he’d said. Oh fuck!
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Dangerous Games by N_Squared
76467306This has a pretty perfect "bashful Chris Pike" POV in places.
Chuckling, Chris said, “I guess I was just a bad ensign.”
Cornwell froze, her spine going ramrod straight, lips pressed thin, and it was then that Chris realized what he’d said. Oh fuck!
She turned, lips parted with disbelief, knife-sharp eyes pinning him in place.
She was going to kill him. He was certain of it. This was where he was going to die, this dull piece of deck plating. He could see his epitaph even now: Here lies Christopher Pike, the idiot who couldn’t watch his mouth.