CookiesandtheDead
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Sanji has worked with mochi plenty of times himself and was curious about what he could do now.
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Welcome to the Grand Line by CookiesandtheDead
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), MASH (TV)
19 May 2025
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MASH (Marine Ambulatory Surgical Hospital) 4077 receives surprise guests claiming to be fellow marines needing to borrow their medical facilities. The guests are a little strange and maybe not exactly who they say they are
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Bathe Him and Have Him Brought to My Chambers by CookiesandtheDead
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
29 Nov 2024
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In Arabasta Sanji trades his freedom to release the Straw Hats, Crocodile demands he is bathed and brought to his chambers
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Law finds himself craving the attention of the Straw Hat's cook, who insists on always having the lights off.
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The Straw Hats are being hunted by a strange creature that is luring them into the water through their dreams
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“Alright, Mosshead. Welcome to the Germa Kingdom, a nation without land. Germa is ruled by the Vinsmoke family. Once the rulers of the North Blue, they are now a power hungry group of mercenaries who dream of reconquering their old territory. They are also by technical definition my family, although I had cut all ties with them. Apparently I didn’t cut them well enough, since they have now arranged a marriage for me.”
“Mmm, what’s this gotta do with me?”
“You're their hostage Mosshead.” Cook took a frustrated drag from his cigarette. “Reiju, my sister, poisoned you, says if you don’t receive treatment every few hours you’ll die painfully. We get the full antidote after the wedding.
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Canon Divergence: Germa have appeared back into Sanji's life to force him into a marriage, to force him into coming along they are holding Zoro as a hostage.- Words:
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“So, what are you good at?” Candy leans in, still moves her body as she speaks to Zoro and it’s both agonising and wonderful. “Not dancing, obviously.”
“Um,” Zoro says, with the brilliance of a burnt-out lightbulb.
“Your arms look nice. Are you good with your hands?” Candy asks, tilting her head. There’s something else hidden in that question, something at the edge of it that Zoro can’t quite grasp.
“I- I mean-,” Zoro tries and fails.
“How about your mouth?”
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Zoro works as a bouncer at a queer night club. Candy attracts his attention with ease. She treats him like a dog and Zoro is surprised to find that he's into that.
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03 Aug 2026
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A series of stories and oneshots set in a sudo-modern canon based world. Hundreds of years post cannon and set in the Goa Kingdom where snail-based technology has progressed to that of the modern world. There are no devil fruit, so Chopper is human but Brook is still a skeleton b/c I like the funny bone man.
The fics have been arranged in chronological order, putting Past Self first as it starts with Zoro in highschool. However, by reading this way you will find in the epilogues a kid named Eddie who doesn't really get introduced properly until Granite. He's not really important, just vibe and go with it.
This is me picking and choosing what things I wanna play with in my doll house.
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30 Mar 2026
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22 Mar 2026
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A cop came in here for a haircut? Sanji’s illogical curiosity calmed him more than any guided meditation.
Modern AU where Sanji is a Southern hairdresser, Zoro just quit being a cop, and they do the weird stuff.
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- Part 1 of Six Weeks
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02 Mar 2026
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When Zoro finally decided to pay the love cook a visit at his restaurant, several years after the crew split up, he was fully prepared to be verbally assaulted with taunts and insults about his newfound weight, or get kicked in the head for not adhering to his usual diet. What he doesn’t expect is for Sanji to be… flustered.
And somehow it only escalates from there.
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15 Aug 2025