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A Sick-Ass Kong Vault Straight Through the Goddamned Parsley by godtiermeme
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 May 2022
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Karkat Vantas is your everyday work-from-home twenty-something. As a phone support agent, he makes money by placating entitled weirdos. It's a long, boring, and terrible job for someone with a history of anger issues, and it's about to be made even worse by some insufferable dumbass wannabe parkour stuntman crashing through his prized parsley. Because of course that happens. Of course the universe decides that it is National Shit on Karkat Day, as it is every other day of the year.
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you always wanna confront me about some bullshit or get my nightly dream dick tally its 31 btw its down from the night before by itsdave
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Jun 2020
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Rose asks Dave for advice.
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26 Aug 2026
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CG: IS OR IS THERE NOT ANY SOCIETAL OR CULTURAL SIGNIFICANCE TO THE NUMBER 69?
TT: Ah, yes.
TT: The sex number.
TT: This is where I slowly wink.
CG: OH, CHRIST.Bookmarked by CoolreaderTM
25 Aug 2026
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Moving to a new universe and a new paradigm brings a lot of changes. And Dave kind of likes the way things were before, back on the Meteor, when he had Karkat all to himself and didn't spend sleepless nights waiting for the shoe to fall.
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24 Aug 2026
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dave and karkat become moirails and then more
(fan comic)
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24 Aug 2026