CrispyAutumn
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Skipper's duties (I've fucking got you) by CrispyAutumn for lostinscotland
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
24 Sep 2026
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Roy and Isaac do their weekly debrief after Isaac's red card in the game against Brighton (03x09).
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- Part 30 of The Richmond Club Paddle
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The Richmond Way: Team Discipline (not for publication) by CrispyAutumn
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
18 Sep 2026
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An unpublished chapter from Trent Crimm's book, The Richmond Way, detailing team discipline. Written by Trent Crimm, of course.
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Stolen goods (but not if you pay, right?) by CrispyAutumn for The_Conquering_Weirdo
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
12 Sep 2026
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Roy realizes mid-bike ride though Amsterdam that the bikes he and Jamie are on were stolen. He has some thoughts.
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Or, 03x06, but add a spanking.
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Evan was supposed to stay inside the storm shelter. He didn't. Wyck has some thoughts about that.
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Or, missing scene from ep10 of Widow's Bay
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“… We’re talking about practice, man! I’m talking about practice! And you can’t do it ’cause you’re hurt.
“Right?”
Jamie blinked up at Ted, surprised at the outburst, and even more surprised he’d gotten into Jamie’s face about it.
The silence that followed was rare; it wasn’t just an absence of talking that made it quiet, but a lack of all movement. A locker room of footie players was almost never quiet, and was even more rarely still. But every one of the lads had stopped what they were doing to watch Jamie get chewed out.
“Right.” Roy broke the silence. “You want the paddle, Coach?”
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Or, 01x06 goes a bit differently
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- Part 29 of The Richmond Club Paddle
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The Richmond Club Paddle by BlackRoseAki, brambleberet, CrispyAutumn, DellsBells, dragonfly_discipline (dragonfly_wings), ireseen, littlemissscatterbrained, loch_ness_writer (lostinscotland), Phoenyx_Fyre_Writer, royxjamie, TellMeNoAgain
Fandom Ted Lasso (TV)
01 Oct 2026
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A silly discipline-based alternate universe where there really isn't a timeline, there's probably no continuity, and the only source of Truth is that AFC Richmond have a club paddle- that is, a spanking paddle that's used to paddle the players when they're not their usual loveable selves.
That's it. That's the only rule: The Richmond Club Paddle must make an appearance.
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In which John is just a lil less stubborn, doesn't get himself killed, and tries his best to do right by his boys.
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Good Fellows by thatcuriouscat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Red Robin (Comics)
23 Nov 2024
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Tim has rescued Bruce from floating around the past, but lost everything else that matters to him.
Now that he’s alone, teamless, no longer a Wayne, or Robin… what’s left for Tim?Jason looks murderous. “God DAMN it, Tim, this was not the situation I had in mind when I generously taught you how to be a younger brother out of the kindness of my heart!”
Even more shocked by this, Dick asks incredulously, “You, Jason Todd-Wayne, tried to give younger brother lessons? Where did you even get the audacity?”
Jason rounds on him hotly. “Bitch, you wish you knew how to be a younger brother!”
“FOCUS,” Tim demands. “We’ve got like, an hour to pull this off.”
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- Part 1 of Good Fellows
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Bookmarked by CrispyAutumn
26 Jul 2026
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02:28am. Jason Todd Enters Wayne Manor. by Live
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
04 Sep 2020
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Arguments between Dick and Bruce had tapered off after Tim had joined the family, it was just Jason’s luck that the one time he decides to sleep at the manor, is the one time they argue: loud and hard.
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07 Dec 2020
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i never thought i'd need so many people by rocketman6602
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Jul 2026
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The clock in the corner ticks, the goldfish tank hums, and the smell of mildew sinks into Tim's sinuses. Everything swirls in his mind in a never ending loop. Phantom screams, the glow of fire, last words left unsaid. They’re gone. He doesn’t have cousins or aunts or uncles or grandparents or even close family friends. It’s just Tim now.
A few years back, he created Edward Drake. Just a fake ID, a papertrail, and social media profiles. His dad’s supposed brother, conceived through an affair and kept a secret from the rest of the family until he reconnected with Jack Drake recently.
Uncle Eddie was never meant to be a physical person. But with a few tweaks, all he needs is a face.
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Or: following the death of his parents, Tim hires an actor to pretend to be his uncle so he can avoid foster care. But how long can the web of lies stand underneath the scrutiny of the Waynes?
Featuring: gymnastics, a gang war, and brotherhood.
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- Part 1 of oh no, love, you're not alone
Bookmarked by CrispyAutumn
23 Jul 2026
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BUT WHO CAN GROW ME A NEW BROTHER? by solistrix
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU, Batman - All Media Types
30 Dec 2025
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There's no way he could pass for Dick’s actual brother and he’s got the face of a shell-shocked cartoon mouse — but not the cutesy mice, the ones in the old 80's movies that gave Dick nightmares as a child. That plus the fact the Drake kid’s got a thick New Jersey accent he can’t shake and that Dick doesn’t look grown-up enough to be toting around a preteen is sure to get people asking questions. Or worse. So Dick hauls Tim in by the strap on his backpack, steps onto the shoulder, sticks his thumb skyward toward the cloudless cornflower blue of middle America in summer, and prays whoever pulls over lies somewhere boring on the sliding scale between serial killer and snitch.
Dick Grayson turns 20 on March 20th, Jason Todd dies on April 27th, and by May 23rd, Bruce Wayne's ward-not-son is rattling around in the bed of a 1979 Ford F-150 heading anywhere but Gotham, New Jersey. Wayne money and Bat technology can't find him, but he's got a bug-eyed shadow and a raw Robin-shaped wound to haul across the continental United States.
or: road trip, coming-of-age, #Grief Fic triple-threat with a healthy dollop of early accidental Tim acquisition. or about as accidental as Tim acquisition can get
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- Part 1 of lpd road trip au
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Bookmarked by CrispyAutumn
23 Jul 2026
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Dennis Whitaker tried to find answers in God. When that didn't work, he turned to medicine.
And when that didn't work, he turned to the two married attendings.
Or I heard we were making Dennis Whitaker have religious trauma and I decided to help out.
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- Part 1 of i retract and repent in dust and ashes
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Bookmarked by CrispyAutumn
30 Jun 2026