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    Sylvia was content in a way she hadn’t let herself be in a while. Just her and Finn, good food, relaxed conversation. It was nice to enjoy something so simple as a night out without the competition hanging over her head. Now, with her belly full and the pleasant hum of the evening lingering, she felt lighter than she had in weeks.

    The feeling lasted right up until she reached her door—just slightly ajar.

    She frowned. That wasn’t right.

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    24 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    A groggy miscommunication where Sylvia's desire for breakfast gets wildly misinterpreted by a half-asleep shark with selective hearing.

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    23 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Having Sylvia for a girlfriend is unexpectedly... pleasant.

    ...there was just one thing Quinn hated about dating her. One thing, just one, that they really wanted to change. Desperately wished they could change, really.

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    22 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Day 21: Monsterfucking

    Post-marathon-session bathtime means exploration—except Finn's the one hung up on all the fascinating, fragile, human things about Sylvia's body. Flesh that bruises if he breathes wrong, body hair that serves no purpose, and blunt teeth that can't break his skin but still do something to him when she bites back.

    His witch is weird in all the best ways. And she's just as monstrous as he is.

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    22 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    He didn’t have time for pleasantries, and he suspected neither did Sylvia. So he cut right to the HEART OF THE MATTER!

    “Sylvia! I fear I need YOUR COUNSEL, this fine day!”

    “Sure, I mean, anytime, Muktuk.” She waved him to an armchair, sweeping away a stack of books and a stitched blanket. “Here, you can sit while you talk. Would you like anything to eat? I mean, your only options are ramen, ramen and more ramen…” she trailed off, as Muktuk took the offered seat.

    His mind AGITATED, the story burst out of him like a GEYSER through the ground!

     

    When Muktuk feels down from a client's harsh words, he turns to a friend and fellow artisan for support. Sylvia offers him a new perspective.

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    22 Aug 2026