CrookedWolf
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It started two months after Martinaise.
No, scratch that – it had most likely started in the days following Martinaise, but as usual in dealing with the absolute shitstorm that was Harry Du Bois, Jean just…hadn't cared enough to notice.
Instead, when faced with being too thirsty, too hungry, and too hot, all paired with stomach cramps that made him want to curl up into a ball on the floor through the thick of it, he did what he so often did. He ignored it and shoved down his well-being to deal with Harry's latest suicidal bender, his latest apocalyptic rampage, his latest alpha bullshit, his latest whatever.
Which in this case was wiping his entire brain clean of the last 44 years of his life. This includes anything and everything about their three-and-a-half years of partnership, or more specifically, anything to do with Jean.
Great.
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My Boyfriend's a Murder Bot by Fredegund
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Jul 2020
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Wade Winston Wilson is ugly. His skin's inside out. It ripples and moves every second of every day, at constant war with the cancer. Vanessa put on a brave face for him when she first saw the changes, but it turns out even she can't stomach the sight for long. He's ugly and alone and nothing will ever be good in life again -
If only that were his only problem.
But Weapon X is at it again, under crisp new management, turning orphans into super slaves and bringing out the big guns to make sure nobody interferes this go around (namely one Pool comma Dead). So now, not only is Wade alone and ugly forever, but he's got a bit of a pest problem in the form of a black-clad murder-happy man spider with a collar around his neck and an unhealthy obsession with tying Deadpool up.
So maybe it's not all bad...
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08 Sep 2026
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Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
17 Jan 2021
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He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”
He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.
And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?
OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.
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29 Aug 2026
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Law, running away from another negligent foster family, is taken in by a kind man with a kinder smile, who also happens to be the younger brother of a notorious Mafia Boss.
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- Part 11 of Finished, not Perfect
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13 May 2026
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Sanji never escapes from the Vinsmokes as a child, and Zoro finds himself in the path of Germa 66 after the disaster at Sabaody.
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28 Apr 2026
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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