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the gift of taste by tagteamme for airplanebroo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2020
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Shang Qinghua makes a lot of questionable choices, but the crush he develops on the local mall Santa might be the most questionable of them all.
“Um,” Shang Qinghua says, unable to form any real words. The Santa spreads his legs and pats his thigh, all while looking like he’s glaring at Shang Qinghua from under his snow-white beard.
Shang Qinghua wants to fling himself off a cliff because of how his throat goes dry at the action. There's a hand on his shoulder that pushes him and suddenly, Shang Qinghua finds himself sitting on a firm thigh. A very firm thigh. No wonder some of those kids walked away with terrified faces!
An arm snakes around Shang Qinghua’s waist, with a large hand in a white glove settling on his hip. Shang Qinghua can feel the heat and weight of the contact and despite the fact that he’s trying to will himself with every fibre of his being to act like a normal human being, he finds himself turning red.
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04 Sep 2026
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half of something else by JRaylin441
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Nov 2024
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"Is there something Tianlang-Jun needs?" Mobei-Jun grits out between his teeth. He is speaking like this more and more frequently recently.
"I simply desire the chance to teach someone younger than me the proper way to woo a human, considering I'm one of the few demons who has ever managed it." That gives Mobei-Jun pause. Tianlang-Jun notices. "Considering the only models you may have for this kind of relationship would be myself and that son of mine, I had assumed you may want help. Unless, of course, you would prefer a relationship more like the one my son has built with his teacher."
"You have successfully courted a human."
"Famously, I'd say. Or infamously, I suppose, depending on who you're asking. But it certainly did happen. You can look to the emperor of our realm, if you have any doubt."
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Tianlang-Jun comes to visit the Northern Desert Palace. Tianlang-Jun is very bored. Tianlang-Jun finds a way to entertain himself.
Written for a Gotcha for Gaza prompt "on behalf of @gusufan--please tag them! I would like a post-canon Moshang get together fic. sfw or nsfw doesn't matter :)" from @boomfanfic
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31 Aug 2026
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Two-Finger Shackle by OnlyPandora
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 May 2022
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After Shang Qinghua's attempts to leave, Mobei-jun decides it's time to put a ring on it. Well, technically a bracelet. Actually, a cursed wrist clasp that prevents the wearer from wandering too far. If that wasn't enough, Shang Qinghua's been upgraded from loyal dog to lap cat, and Mobei-jun seems to enjoy making him squeak more than he liked throwing him around.
[Shang Qinghua's and stupid sexy Mobei-jun's misadventures after the end of their bonus story. Including but not limited to: disappointing sex, getting tied up, and so much complaining.]
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16 Aug 2026
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The Disease Where You Throw Up Flowers If Someone Has a Doomed Crush on You by kirinki
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Mar 2026
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Reverse Hanahaki.
Shang Qinghua begins throwing up flower petals. This is a clear sign that someone is suffering from doomed longing towards him.
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07 Aug 2026
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weight at the collar by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Mar 2026
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“You know what?” Shang Qinghua said suddenly, throwing up his hands. “Fine. Be that way.”
The stoat did not turn around.
“Stay on the chair, ignore me, judge me silently from your lofty perch—I don’t care anymore. I really don’t have time to deal with this right now.” he continued, the words coming faster now that they had started. “My king is missing, everything sucks, the entire fortress is one bad day away from deciding I’m more useful as fertilizer than administrator, and I’m already teetering right on the brink of losing what little composure I have left. So congratulations, demon stoat, you’ve officially been promoted to ‘problem I’m too tired to solve.’ Enjoy the chair.”
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Shang Qinghua gains a therapy animal while trying to figure out where his king has gone.
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28 Jul 2026