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Oh god, maybe he is a sit-wherever-er and has been watching her from elsewhere this whole time. The idea makes her self-conscious, which makes her snappish.
What, she types back.
But then the blond to her left snorts a laugh and her head whips toward him. He’s smirking, though the glint in his pale eyes is conspiratorial, not mean. Without looking away, his hands move and then her mobile is buzzing again.
She looks down
just linking the face for you
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Or, Hermione starts up something unexpected with a classmate.
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06 Sep 2026
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Draco and Hermione are, by all accounts, enemies. They were enemies in childhood, enemies during the war, and now in Eighth Year they avoid each other save for classes and mealtimes.
But whenever Draco walks in on Hermione doing something she shouldn't, he can't help but join in...
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19 Aug 2026
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Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.
Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.
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- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
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10 Aug 2026
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“You want to take care of me?” he proffered around a sip of his whiskey. Malfoy patted his thigh and then nodded toward her. “Come on then, sweetheart. Come have a seat so you can take care of Daddy.”
Hermione’s teeth clenched together tightly. She was going to throttle Harry for his asinine ‘by whatever means necessary’ principle.
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Or: A game of Cat and Mouse where both parties think they are the cat and only one of them is correct.
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09 Aug 2026
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The Husband Hypothesis by DaniRegs, DragonDraco, NoRemedyForMemories
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger has spent the last several years focused on two things: her groundbreaking fertility research and finding someone capable of shagging the thoughts right out of her head.
When the Ministry of Magic misappropriates her findings to justify a new marriage law, Hermione finds herself living her worst hypothesis: matched with professional Quidditch star and full-time prat, Draco Malfoy.
Forced to cohabit and, strongly encouraged to procreate, the two embark on a journey of hate-fueled shags, Ministry corruption, and constant, hands-on research.
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09 Aug 2026