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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    Bilbo is banished,

    But becomes the Lord of the Hillside.

    Thorin becomes King under the Mountain,

    But creates a monster in his wake, and his burglar may be lost to him.

    Or is he?

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  2. Public Bookmark 54

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    A new age has brought to Erebor unprecedented prosperity under the rule of its new king and consort. But everything comes at a price. And the toll for the reclaimed kingdom may be the sanity of its sovereigns.

    Or: Bilbo falls under the control of the one ring and drags Thorin further into the dragon sickness. But at least the saps are still sickeningly in love.

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  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Saw a prompt from Tumblr and my fingers went a-tapa-tapa.

    "Three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. Stray cat style"

    Thanks for the idea rimonoroni!

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  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    The sound of fighting drew him closer. He grunted silently and then slipped without a sound to the orcs advancing on the two dwarfs, one clutching at his shoulder. Bilbo slid forward and then with one swoop, sliced the orcs knees from beneath them. He raised his sword and drew it sharply across the orc’s heads, severing them. The bodies toppled to the ground.

    “What in Mahal’s name …?” The taller dwarf abruptly stopped as Bilbo lifted his gaze, pulling out a dagger. It was discharged and flew into the gap between the dwarf’s head, hitting the last orc that had snuck up on them. The two turned, eyes widened to saucers.

    “Hello.” Bilbo greeted warmly. “I assume the two dwarflings that smacked into me on the road were your nephews?” Bilbo asked as he smoothly threw another knife, kicking upwards. The orc flew through the air and hit a tree with a crack. A dagger lodged him into it by the throat. The majestic looking dwarf nodded and swallowed heavily as Bilbo dispatched the last orc. “Oh, wonderful. I sent them ahead to get some other hobbits to lead them to my home when they told me that you two were left behind. They should hopefully be sat before a fire by now, getting mother henned over by my aunt.”

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  5. Public Bookmark 93

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    AU: In which Bilbo does not intend to adopt two dwalfling children. But that is what he does when he finds them all alone in a bush on the edge of his garden shivering in the cold.

    The thirteen dwarfs that follow, the wizard and the (admittedly) really attractive former Prince and Lobelia shrieking down his ear that follow he could really do without.

    But there you are.

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