Deanassbutts
Recent works
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Useless Monster by MuteCrows (Deanassbutts)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Jun 2026
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Izuku had vague memories of how his family used to be. He could remember when he had a home, a warm bed, and steady diet. These memories were muddled, overshadowed by the burden of no longer having a place in society’s unseeing eyes. For where was a monster like himself supposed to fit into a judgmental space like that?
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- Part 1 of Useless Monsters and Their Dreams
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Asked After Tales by MuteCrows (Deanassbutts)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Oct 2023
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ficlets derived from asks on the uselessmonsterboy blog and DMs I get
Generally canon adjacent but not like word of god kinda deal. I mostly do these for warm ups so there may be typos and grammar errors uouSeries
- Part 3 of Useless Monsters and Their Dreams
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A Nightmare of Being Right by MuteCrows (Deanassbutts)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Jan 2022
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The 2020 april fools chapter for Useless Monster
Takes place after chapter 18Series
- Part 2 of Useless Monsters and Their Dreams
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A Crown of Flowers and Thorns by MuteCrows (Deanassbutts), PastelWrites
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Aug 2020
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There's a sun colored Wolf with too human eyes and too much untapped magic to be normal within him. Izuku felt the way the plants seemed to mourn the Wolf's presence. It is not the same mourning as with the other Wolves. Wolves made the earth mourn for the loss of life the Wolves left behind. This Wolf was being mourned for its own suffering. Izuku watched as it skid to a halt before him, breathing heavily but seemingly stunned at the presence of a child in the woods. Izuku didn't know why but he pulled his winter cloak hood down, snow immediately catching on his green curls, and met the glowing blue eyes with warmth, empathy, and sympathy. He didn't know why. He reached out slightly. The trees held their breath.
Recent series
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Useless Monsters and Their Dreams by MuteCrows (Deanassbutts)
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Jun 2026
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Useless Monster and any kind of like... verse relevant stories or twists i write out for fun essentially
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Lost in Paradise by Salemn
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
28 Nov 2024
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Satoru takes another step forwards, arms spreading wide in excitement, “Yūji-kun! You’re here!”
“Oh my God,” the child repeats breathlessly, sounding far older than any child his age should sound, unable to tear his eyes away from Satoru. The boy shakes faintly, shock maybe, words a shaky exhale, “it’s really- you’re- you look- this is— oh my God!”
Annnnd there’s really no doubting it now.
Clearly those vivid dreams of war, imprisonment and eleven years of growing up is not the dream Satoru had thought it to be since waking up in the infirmary as a seventeen-year-old student, way back before the source of all his problems defected from Jujutsu society.
What the hell is going on?
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- Part 1 of Paradise
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- English
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- 30/30
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Bookmarked by MuteCrows (Deanassbutts)
29 Jan 2026