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scratch my back (and I’ll scratch yours) by belladothprotesttoomuch
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
06 Aug 2026
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Healy keeps asking March for little favors.
March doesn't mind it. In fact, they're about the only thing he's sure he's good for.
Most of them are small: feeding his fish, passing him tools. You get the gist.
It takes March embarrassingly long to realize Healy isn't asking because he needs the help. And even longer to notice he's being taken care of, until it's too late to pretend otherwise.
Or, the one where March likes being useful, in more ways than one. And Healy, sharper than he lets on, watches March come back to himself, one trivial task at a time.
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08 Aug 2026
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Julia Child March is NOT, but it's the thought that counts, right? Healy just hopes the fire is superficial and the food poisoning is swift.
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28 Jul 2026
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In the early afternoon, he finally hears the bedroom door click open, and footsteps padding down the hall.
"Thank God you're finally awake," Holland says, still hunched over the paper. "Jack, baby, they got me fucking stumped, they're making up new words. What's an eight-letter synonym for life, starting with a V?"
There's no reply. Healy can usually think of at least one thing to throw out, even if it doesn't fit. The silence goes on for a beat too long, and Holland didn't hear him move to the kitchen. He turns around —
— and it's Healy, standing there, it's definitely Healy, but it's a Healy who looks like he's in his fucking twenties.
His face is completely unlined — his hair is dark, not a speck of gray — and he's staring right back at Holland.
"Um." Holland's at a complete loss. "Hi."
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27 Jul 2026
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Moths to Flames, and Other Hellish Afflictions by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Jul 2026
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He was flesh and bone, and Alastor never remembered that until Lucifer — touched him. Pushed his hand away, brushed their shoulders together, nudged his side before making some ridiculous joke. Every time, the realisation came anew, and refused to stick.
In which Alastor begrudgingly explores his relationship with touch, intimacy (in all its forms), and Lucifer (also in all his forms).
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15 Jul 2026
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Jackson Healy has two problems.
The first is that he is nearly incapable of saying no to one Holland March, his business partner, housemate, and long-term… whatever they are.
The second is that March can be a bit of an idiot at times and apparently thinks that usually prefers topping means always prefers topping, which is a load of bull.
(In other words: Healy gets to be the one who causes problems for once, March is like “well if you wanna be me so bad you should let me top,” and Healy immediately says “okay bet.”)
Series
- Part 3 of they're not that nice
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11 Jul 2026