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    The one where it definitely is a date even though it doesn't always seem like it's a date because there are signs, clear signs, that it was a date and Wade isn't focused enough to deal with all of this.

    AKA, the one where this isn't the Notebook and these two idiots adore each other and Wade gets increasingly ticked off.

    It's cute, I swear.

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    And, though he’s not quite thinking when he does it, Wade flicks his head forwards, sending his sunglasses down the slope of his nose so his eyes make contact with the kid’s larger ones, “If ya couldn’t tell already, this pretty boy ain’t so pretty but hey, ‘least I’m rich, huh?”

    “You sure about that pretty part?” The younger quicks, taking his time to drag his gaze down the length of Wade’s figure, hovering over the broad bridge of his shoulders, the taper of his waist.

    “Sorry- what?”

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    or, another first meeting that's not really a first meeting at all.

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    To Peter’s relief, the rigidity in Wade’s stance subdues, his shoulders lowering an inch, jaw loosening.

    Their eyes meet behind two sets of lenses, but it’s not enough for the sincerity Peter tries to convey. He wishes their masks were off, wishes he could see Wade’s expression beneath the offending fabric, wishes he could soothe his fingers over Wade’s rough cheeks, down the curve of his neck. Yet, even inactive, security cameras hang over their heads like guillotines- this isn’t the time for acting on these thoughts.

     

    or; the one where peter can't seem to catch a break

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    Peter blinks. The eye-searing font and familiar red-and-black outfit immediately snap him out of his sleepiness. When he clicked on the link for SuperCuddles.net, he didn’t think what he’d find was - well, this:

    A full-page, professional photo of someone dressed up as Deadpool - complete with katanas - in terry-cloth pajamas, arms spread wide in the universal gesture of hug me! The words emblazoned at the top, in what must be ninety point font, read Super Cuddles: When Your Need for Touch is Super!!

    This can’t be the real Deadpool - can it? No way. The real Deadpool certainly has a penchant for physical affection, but he’s an assassin. Being a professional cuddler is, like, the total opposite of killing people for hire.

    Right?

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  5. Public Bookmark 99

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    A 616-adjacent comics canon follow-up to the events of Spider-man/Deadpool.

    Deadpool has wiped his memories after the whole Hydra-cap mess and you know, ruining his whole life (again). Unfortunately, he’s also wiped out all of his memories of his on-going affair with Spider-man, leaving Peter Parker lost and confused when he needs back-up on a very sensitive kind of case.

    Featuring: a sex pollen case, missing memories, flashbacks to what really happened in Weirdworld, the Strange Land and the Camping trip, and much more trope-tactic fun.


    "Mind wipe," the teenager clarifies, speaking slowly so Peter understands her but still focused on her phone. "Memories, bye-bye. It’s a whole thing.” She shrugs again, still not bothering to look up. “So, he might not remember if you had like a date or booty-call or something."

    Peter yelps. "He told you about that? That's inappropriate, even for Deadpool."

    That admission gets her attention for a moment. Unfortunately.

    "No. But you just did. Ew." She looks Peter up and down in a way that makes him even more uncomfortable, especially from a teenager. She shrugs, again, and looks back at her phone. "Anyway, mind wipe. Remember? Like how he doesn't?"

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