DontMindMeImJustGay
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Agatha couldn’t move. It was her, she was sure of it—the dancer from the club, on the night of the last day of school. A stripper was standing in her classroom, addressing her second-graders. A stripper who, until this very moment, had been filed neatly into the category of things Agatha would never think about again. (Except that one time, when she got too drunk on the Fourth of July. And that other time, when she got too drunk on the Seventh of July, which was just a normal Tuesday.) And yet here she was, in practical jeans and a black tee, looking every inch like a competent professional.
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First ten minutes of Afternoon Delight meets...the American public school system? (THEY'RE TEACHERS)
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Agatha is twenty years old and thirty-three weeks pregnant when her boyfriend abandons her at the Westview Walmart. But with Agatha’s wits and the help of a few locals, Westview might just turn out to be where she was meant to be all along.
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What happens when Agatha’s firm hires a gorgeous window cleaner who shows up at her office window every Monday?
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A one shot where Rio is a skyscraper window cleaner hired to clean Agatha's building's windows.
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“There’s one thing I should probably tell you, if you’re still interested in the room," Agatha said.
“I’m interested.” Rio looked up at her then, their eyes connecting again instantly. Blue meeting brown.
“I’m pregnant.” She watched for a reaction.
Rio pressed a hand to her heart. “Am– am I the father?” she stuttered theatrically.
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Agatha Harkness is pregnant, recently dumped, and in need of a roommate to help pay her mortgage. Rio Vidal just so happens to be looking for a place on Craigslist.
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Rio stared at her quietly, slowly tapping her foot against the tiled floor. A wrinkle formed between her eyebrows from thinking about Agatha's predicament, and the lawyer sighed, waving her hand dismissively.
"Stop trying to find a solution to this. It will give you a stroke."
"Marry me," Agatha was glad she had finished her drink because she would spill it all over the bar at the words. She blinked to regain her composure, her mind scrambling for a teasing remark to fire back at Rio, but her tongue could only form one word.
"What?"
"I'm not a stranger from Craigslist, and I know probably most psychopaths would say that, but I'm not a psychopath. So, marry me."
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Agatha learns about a clause in her mother's will that makes her unable to inherit Evanora's fortune unless she gets married by forty. While drowning her sorrows at a bar, she meets Rio, a PhD student working behind the bar to make ends meet, who proposes an insane solution to her problem. Or rather, proposes to Agatha.
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