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    Shane desperately needs a job and applies to be a House Omega, not realizing it is for a member of the Russian mob.

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    09 Aug 2026

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    Anya wanders into Shane’s yard and decides he would be a perfect match to be her Papa’s human.

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    The one where Anya conspires to get Ilya a boyfriend.

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    09 Aug 2026

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    “I know you said you couldn’t do this week,” a woman was yelling from outside, “but I have to take an extra shift, and Magda is away. Ilya! Are you th-” She paused upon finally stepping inside, a colourful backpack hanging over her shoulder and a bag in her hand. “Oh.”

    Shane could hear Rozanov scrambling behind him, probably wiping his stomach off and pulling his clothes out of their rumpled sex state, before he stepped into view of the door.

    The small child who had been staring at Shane with her gigantic blue eyes turned at the movement, and her face split into a wide grin. “Papa!”

    Picking up right after the tuna melt scene Shane is confronted with Ilya Rozanov's secret child, a move that everyone except for the child is embarrassed and awkward about.

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    06 Aug 2026

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    After the first time, Ilya stays the night at Shane's apartment. In the morning there's a knock on the door...Yuna and David are here to take Shane to brunch.
    Ilya never imagined Shane would invite him along...or that Yuna would become his sponsorship agent, or that Jackie Pike would catch them, or that David would clock them...

    Reset your nervous system with this light and fun AU starting from the first time and continuing through all their relationship building. Includes alternative versions of The Cottage, Ottawa, etc. You'll laugh, you'll kick your feet, you'll awwww. Contains cuteness, fluff, happiness, joy, just a little angst, silliness and references to other events in the show and the books. No spoilers though.

    *Chapters 1 to 5 are different POVs on The Brunch Event, then the AU continues from there*

    *Apologies for any typos; I've been writing this very quickly so a few typos have snuck in. I'll correct them as I find them.*

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    06 Aug 2026

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    The last thing Shane and Ilya expected when they died after living a long, happy life together was to wake up back in their 17 years old bodies the day they first met.

    They get to redo everything together and to fix what they got wrong the first time.

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    05 Aug 2026