DumbassWhoWritesAt3AM
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Jamie smokes at a party and Santiago gets in his head about nothing.
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It seems like no matter what I do, you ride the road smoother than me.
Jamie asks if Santiago can drive him back from a party.
He can't.
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Jamie wakes up not hungover for once.
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What makes you think you're good enough to think about me? by DumbassWhoWritesAt3AM
Fandoms: Thinking Out Loud (Webcomic)
30 Jun 2025
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...when you're touching yourself, touching yourself, touching your-
Santiago manages to get home, and has a few thoughts on the party and Jamie.
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Put Me In The Hot Seat by DumbassWhoWritesAt3AM
Fandoms: Welcome to Hell - All Media Types
17 Jun 2025
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Tried to kiss the glass, it tastes like cold
Just know that I adore you
Baby, say the word when you get bored
'Til then, I'm waiting for youSock convinces Jonathan to go to the school dance.
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Craig is burnt out, Jason is impatient, and high school is hard. At least they have each other (and their friends).
COTC High School AU that I stole and made my own. Completed, but may add extra one-shots. We shall see.
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What it says on the tin.
Craig of the Creek One-Shots. Yay!- Words:
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Jamie's sick of waiting. He's sick of every time they get close, something in him saying this'll be the time. This time Santi'll slide his hands up his shirt, down the back of his jeans, force his tongue into Jamie's mouth. He's ready; he's always ready, something inside him always alert for it. Always watching. Waiting. Looking for the signs it's coming. But it never does.
(Nothing explicit happens or is directly referenced. No direct harm comes to anybody.)
Bookmarked by DumbassWhoWritesAt3AM
10 Aug 2026
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"Photon sensing is short-range for navigation? How far Grace see?"
Grace's brows furrowed as he contemplated.
"In here? To the wall—about six meters. But outside, or looking out into space? I can see things that are kilometers away. If it's a star, I can see it from light-years away."
All three Eridians clicked in surprise, the third Eridian—Grace nicknamed them 'Mendel'—wobbling on their stool in surprise.
"Light-years?!" Rocky chirped, melody rising. "You lie! Explain!"
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Grace explains what light and colors are.
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Bookmarked by DumbassWhoWritesAt3AM
12 Jul 2026
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Jonathan copes with most problems by ignoring them, but some things can't be ignored. Some things demand to be acknowledged. Some things are too much for Jon to handle.
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21 Jun 2025
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He makes his way down the uneven trail to catch up, landing his way at his own side and dragging his eyes to where the flashlight beam focuses. It’s pointed up, its circle of light framing the subject like a portrait, nailed into the flaky bark of a nearby tree. In his periphery he can see the pale ghosts of other iterations, scattered in a radius all around them, all pinned to the trees like-
Like a child’s art on the refrigerator, celebrated for all to see.Sock stares at the doodle in red crayon, maybe a mouse or maybe a dog, the connected shapes that make its body oblong and a little bit wavy. He feels something sink inside of him.
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To the young and without type by Yellowbirdbluetoo
Fandoms: Welcome to Hell - All Media Types
04 May 2025
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Foolish am I for the times I come and go
These stars defy love
So I close my eyes
And sleep inside your worn-in bed-
”How would you know? Are you psychic?”. Sock asks, half serious. He’s a big fan of introspective late night conversations.
Jonathan is decidedly not.
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A sociopathic demon and a depressed highschooler share a bed at night.
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- Part 1 of Paranormal paramours
Bookmarked by DumbassWhoWritesAt3AM
09 May 2025