Eat_Me_Booty
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“What?” Dan groans.
“Oh, don’t even start. What is your problem today?”
“What are you talking about?”
“What am I talking about? You just yelled at Louise because she made a fucking joke, Dan.”
Dan snarls again, “She called me dog-boy.”
“Probably ‘cause you’re acting like one. Dan, you just snarled. You keep scratching yourself. Jesus Christ, I literally watched you start drooling after I mentioned the cafeteria had bacon.”
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Dan and Phil are just your regular couple of lads in love, close to graduating, and hoping to make their small town, Runich, England, their forever home. But what if those plans start to fall apart? What do you do when your classmates begin to disappear, your boyfriend starts scratching at his fleas, and your cute crafting date gets a little too ritualistic? And did your new cat just speak?