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Severus Snape is not dating Lily Evans...until he apparently is, and then everything gets a bit complicated.
Or: In which there is a custody battle over a kneazle and Severus learns that being in love is less a decision and more a state of being.
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06 Sep 2026
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The Armchair Feeling by wrunic
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Oct 2020
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The Armchair Feeling (noun)
The feeling that arises when, upon looking at two people sharing an armchair, you come to the realization that, no matter how much you might want to, you wouldn’t fit on it with them.
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21 Aug 2026
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i bet your light rod’s like bigger than zeus’ by thelilacfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
22 Jun 2026
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“I have a really...like, abnormally huge dick. And, uh...with my last girlfriend, I hurt her the only time we tried. And...it’s embarrassing. I don’t want you to think, like...‘oh my God there goes the science freak and his monster cock’, God, what am I saying...I think I’ll just go, um...that was great, really. Awesome spank bank material.”
“You can go tonight. But, you should know that I would very much like to see how much of you I can take. And you know that I am well-acquainted with achieving the impossible.”
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19 Jul 2026
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The Ever After left its mark on all of them but none more so than Jaune Arc. He carries himself like nothing is amiss, but Weiss knows that he carries a great pain with him. The remnants of the Rusted Knight cling to him, and she wants nothing more than to show him he isn't alone.
But she isn't the only one that feels this way.
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23 Jun 2026
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Lord Floria's Anthology by leadernovaandthemacabre
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
15 Apr 2023
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In her preparation to ascend the throne, Princess Zelda’s father introduces her to the concept of looking for a companion with the intelligence, resolve, and aptitude to rule at her side.
Meanwhile, the Marquis of Faron’s little sister steals his private poetry and sends them to Princess Zelda after she hears she’s looking for a man.
Link begins to sweat.
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23 Apr 2026