Eldritchbeingisbored
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When Neal supposedly dies, Peter finds a note on his desk. Neal is a good liar, but Peter is even better at seeing the truth. Accompanying that note is a map of where Neal will go. Suddenly his is forced to make a choice: will he do what the FBI wants him to, or will he follow Neal into criminal oblivion? Is there another option? Here, we test the strength of love, trust, and goodness. Is Peter a good man, or is he a lover?
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Matthew’s weakness started when he was born human rather than god. It is no surprise, then, that one person would cause the roots of regret to be planted in his mind. His name is Alexander Lockwood. He is killed by Matthew’s hand. The snake that bit our killer is dead, but his poison spreads still. Matthew’s next mission is assigned quickly. He has no time to recover, to expel the dreaded thoughts from his head before he must kill again. He is assigned to murder an old friend. Matthew is known for being unwavering; he mustn't defy expectations, not now, when he is so close to becoming a god. Just one more perfect killing, then maybe, just maybe, he can transform.
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I consider this romantic, you may not. It's about pain, basically.
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- Part 3 of Miscellaneous Poetry
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Another poem. It's sorry of about life. Very self indulgent.
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- Part 2 of Miscellaneous Poetry
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A conciousness emerges from the depths of abstraction. A short poem about life and things that don't make sense.
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- Part 1 of Miscellaneous Poetry
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Everyone knows Roy Kent hates Jamie Tartt.
Roy Kent just wishes it was true.
Roy's perspective on events from mid-season 2 to a hypothetical continuation with eventual Roy/Keeley/Jamie and even more (mostly platonic) kink sprinkled over the whole thing than canon already had.
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- Part 1 of Roy Kent Switch Propaganda au
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16 Sep 2026
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To Give and Hazard All by nightrose
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Oct 2026
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Shane Hollander invents Total Power Exchange out of his own beautiful mind. He and Ilya figure out what it means for Shane to belong to him completely.
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12 Sep 2026
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Needing a break from the FBI, Will Graham finds himself taking a job he never imagined: a secretary, more specifically, the secretary of Dr. Hannibal Lecter. What at first seems to be a mundane role, a way to keep himself busy and quiet his restless mind, quickly proves to be anything but what he sought.
Every task is observed, every silence charged. In the world of Hannibal’s meticulously controlled office, boundaries blur, and tension spikes beneath the surface of skin. Will finds himself drowning in subtle, unnerving intimacy. He has to learn just how far he is willing to go, and how far Hannibal will let him.
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20 Aug 2026
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Statistically speaking, there was a very long list on one end which Shane sat solidly at the top of. On the other end, there was a list with only one name on it.
Shane was the best of everyone Ilya had ever fucked.
Sasha was the best to ever fuck Ilya.
Shane would never have gotten two Stanley Cups if he didn’t know how to pivot and change direction when needed.
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Bookmarked by Eldritchbeingisbored
01 Aug 2026
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Charlie finally works up the courage to sign up for membership at a BDSM club only to be frightened away by an imposing dom his first night. But James isn't willing to give up that easily.
This story is about a relationship developing between James and Charlie, not just as kinksters, but as boyfriends. They want to live a 24/7 BDSM lifestyle, with James being a strict, but fair dom and Charlie an enthusiastic newbie in need of training and the occasional good slap in the face. But not all is going to plan, the question is whether they, with help from friends, can figure it out and both pull their heads out of their arses and talk shit through!
This is porn with plot, but the plot is the relationship. Make of that what you will!---
I can in no way guarantee regular updates but I'll try my best to keep my motivation to finish this fic high.
Please read the tags (they may change) and enjoy :)Bookmarked by Eldritchbeingisbored
27 Jul 2026