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this side of paradise by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 May 2025
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a sex pollen fuck buddy fic.
For the record: the whole thing is Peter’s fault.
They’re sitting on a rooftop, nearing the end of patrol, when Peter decides to jab Fate right in the eye and flip her the bird for good measure.
"—and I was sure it was about to be a sex pollen disaster, but thankfully," Wade says, knocking on his temple for good luck, "just some classic, springtime eau d'jizz from those pear tree things."
“There is no such thing as sex pollen,” Peter snorts derisively.
Wade points accusingly at him.
“Now you’ve done it! You’ve Invoked the Trope! We’re doomed by the narrative now!”
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02 Jun 2026
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Sunday Experiment by MeAmLink
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
01 Feb 2026
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“Let’s do a little science experiment.” Wade’s voice is bright, a contrast to the languid movements of his hand down Peter’s boxers. “I want to see how many times I can make you cum with my hands alone before you tap out, sound good? You like science.”
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Sundays are for slow days, and evidently random totally legitimate science experiments.
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- Part 1 of Who says science can’t be fun
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31 May 2026
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i don't know what that remote is for by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Mar 2020
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Peter finally has a day to himself, and he decides to relax, maybe take out a couple of toys. But then Deadpool comes by and finds this remote on the counter and oh God the vibrator's still inside of him.
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30 May 2026
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morning wood by godlyroman
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 May 2026
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“You got a splinter stuck in your no-no square,” Wade looks at a mortified Peter in disbelief, “and you want me to help you get it out? Are you doing the ‘I got stuck in the washing machine, step-bro’ thing? ‘Cuz if you are, I’m DTF but if you wanted me on you, you could’ve just asked”.
Peter cringes at the reminder of his current predicament.
“It’s not inside, it’s on the labia, I think. But…yes, I need your help. Just…please don’t make this more embarrassing than it already is,” Peter implores, already knowing that it’s an impossible expectation. He’s sitting at the very edge of the bed, elbows digging into his thighs and his hands over his face as he wishes for the mattress to swallow him whole.
There’s no way this situation can be anything but humiliating.
Or: Wade helps Peter with his morning wood.
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29 May 2026
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Confidence: Flimsy, Flimsy Confidence by Orcusnox (Cat9894)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types
25 Aug 2026
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Peter is confident in his skills. As Spiderman, he’s taught himself his limits. He knows how hard, where and when to hit people so they become less of a threat and more of a slightly inconvenient meat-bag. He has extensive notes on body language, changes in tonal pitch, even what people say.
But Deadpool is not, and never has been, an opponent Peter is confident in dealing with.
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28 May 2026