EmergencyJetpack
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- Deltarune (Video Game) (4)
- Homestuck (2)
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HEY-HE Y HEY!!! [[ValuedCustomer]]!!!!
IF YOU ARE RE4D1NG THIS [[#%$!]] LETTER THAT MEANS [You, yes, you!] HAVE BEEN CHOSEN BY [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!!!!!!!
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One day, Noelle receives a strange piece of spam mail — a desperate bid for connection corrupted beyond recognition.
Against all reason, she decides to reply. (After all, she could use a friend, too.)
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Tenna Funnytext Work Skin by EmergencyJetpack
Fandoms: Archive of Our Own, Work Skin - Fandom, Deltarune (Video Game)
16 Aug 2026
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A Work Skin for rendering funnytext/word art. Intended to replicate Tenna (Deltarune)'s typing quirk.
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Tenna slowly straightened to his normal posture, with a little nervous tug of his tie. “Spam! I was just… checking up on you.”
“Stalking me, you mean. You creep.”
“No! Well, maybe a little. But, eheheh, not in a creepy way! …Could I walk with you?”
(Spamton lucks into finding a sweet treat from another Dark World. Turns out, ants are big fans of sugar.)
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Spamton G. Spamton knows the notion of ‘security’ — something safe and stable, a place to call home — isn’t in the cards for him. He does his best to find it, anyway.
(A short panorama of comfort in Spamton’s past and present.)
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They’ll write it on your tombstone — Dave Strider, cause of death: stupid, wasted, cuddly dorks.
(Or: John’s drunk after a party, and the concept of personal space has slipped his mind. Dave gets a lapful of Egbert, and remembers what it’s like to trust.)