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Reasons why being in love with Draco Malfoy is wholly unacceptable:
1. He is insufferable
2. He is married
3. He is her academic rival
4. Now, unhappily, he is also her colleague, and they are meant to be collaborating
5. Professional boundaries ought to be observed with colleagues
5b. Especially when her application for tenure is fully dependent on forging a successful academic collaboration with said colleague
6. It is not compatible with her five-year plan (see items 1-5 for specifics)Hermione has a deeply compelling list of reasons not to be in love with Draco Malfoy. To her dismay, when her department chair at St. Mungo's Medical School forces her into close proximity with Malfoy for the sake of undertaking an alchemy collaboration, she begins to develop romantic feelings she never meant to have.
Desperate to remedy this lamentable affliction, she invents a potion that can reverse the state of being in love. The only trouble is, she can’t seem to bring herself to take it.
Or: In which Hermione tries to force quit being in love.
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28 Aug 2026
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Hermione Granger's favorite thing about being married to Malfoy is the fact that everything is big.
House, big.
Beds, big.
Bathtub, big.
Cock— okay, maybe drinking wine straight from the bottle while enjoying a bath isn't the best idea she's ever had, but as the warm water calms the tension in her body, and the alcohol soothes the noise of her mind, she thinks it also isn't the worst.
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The one where Hermione indulges in a bath after a long, hard day. Somehow, she convinces Draco to join her. Confessions are made. Promises are had. An all-around good time ensues.
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27 Aug 2026
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Matchmaker by kid_n_the_hall, magicalsydney (squidishere), magicandmanuscripts (squidishere)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jan 2024
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Matchmaker a Dramione Socmed and/or text fic
• Single father Draco
•Baker Hermione
•Wrong number
•Friends who probably (definitely) become matchmakers
• A few side characters
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26 Aug 2026
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Hermione Granger takes one look at Professor Draco Malfoy's lecture and starts pulling at the loose threads. At some point, their classroom debates escalate and neither of them remembers what they were arguing about in the first place.
OR: in which Hermione walks Draco like a dog.
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23 Aug 2026
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Ask Me Again When Morning Comes by JadedandConfused for here4davibes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2026
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When Draco Malfoy received a letter asking him to meet a mysterious admirer for a clandestine meeting in the room of requirement the last person he expected was Hermione Granger. Especially not Hermione Granger who has been dosed with Amortenia.
It's a combination of his wildest dreams and his worst nightmare. Everything he has ever wanted on a platter that he is not allowed to touch that keeps throwing itself at him every five minutes.
It's okay. He's got this. All he needs to do is survive until morning.
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08 Aug 2026