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The court proceedings of Hermitcraft’s first ever divorce, centering on Grian (Petitioner #1), Scar (Petitioner #2), Mumbo Jumbo (defense lawyer), a cat (also somehow a defense lawyer?), several judges since they keep quitting because of all the nonsense, and your tireless Court Scribe JoeHills.
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26 Jun 2026
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He’d never tried it himself, though. Oh, Grian was far from a blushing virgin - if anything he was a bit of a slut. Scar was worse, but where the other man seemed to be more comfortable with his body, as well as with the prospect of pleasuring every part of it, Grian really only let people touch him externally, with the rare exception of doing anal.
But now Scar had put the idea into his mind.
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Or; Scar accidentally inspires Grian to want to try something new in the bedroom. It escalates from there.
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22 May 2026
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Grian was very excited when he finally arrived at the new world. As the hermits had been preparing the move, they had decided to add some new tweaks to spice things up for their seventh season. With a brand new list of achievements, it was only natural for some friendly competition of who could stay at the top of the leaderboard to spring up between the close-knit group of friends.
“I challenge you to complete the list. By the end of the season, you gotta get every… single... achievement. Are you up for it?”
"Challenge accepted."
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16 May 2026
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Performance Issues, HotGuy?
By GrianIn recent weeks, HotGuy has been leaving much to be desired on the battlefield. It seems after many long, hard fights, he just can’t keep it up. He used to be quite anal about his victories, but now he’s had a few close calls. Could it be that his arrows just aren’t what they used to be? Is he firing blanks? I wouldn’t be surprised if his enemies are having to fake their defeat. Of course, HotGuy is far from the only man who struggles to hit the target, so maybe I shouldn’t be so harsh.
Three of HotGuy’s record fights for injuries and collateral damage have all occurred this month, an alarming statistic in the face of the continued attacks. The root of the issue may be difficult to swallow…Series
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10 May 2026
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Scar began to protest again in confusion, so Grian pressed his fingers against his lips, silencing him.
“Scar,” he said, laughing. “I said I need you to prove it to me.”
Scar has a score to settle with Grian regarding his performance in bed.
(Smut scene from SUPERCRITICAL, but can be read as a standalone!!)
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09 May 2026