EverTheFool
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Illya decided the moment he first laid eyes on the American spy, the first time he smelled him, that he wanted him.
Force is off the table, but there are many ways to make someone beg.
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Or Alpha-Illya is determined to seduce Omega-Napoleon despite his unwillingness to be seduced. Emotions get in the way
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- Part 1 of Smells like Temptation
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Illya has a different plan to convince Victoria that "Jack Devany" wasn't involved in the break-in at the Vinciguerra warehouse, and if it also involves making Napoleon fall apart in his hands, well that's just efficiency.
(Illya blows Napoleon 'for the sake of the mission' and then fucks his brain out, dubious consent omegaverse style)
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- Part 2 of Smells like Temptation
- Part 4 of A Fool's Porn Collection
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Wilson could play along, act like this was any other evening. He dropped his keys in the bowl, slipped out of his shoes, stared at the back of House's head and tried to guess how hard he would have to grovel before House would forgive him. "How was your date?"
"If by date, you mean a kidnapping orchestrated by the man who claims to be my best friend, then it was fine." House paused, he still hadn't turned to face the door but Wilson could picture the look of betrayal on his face. The question was how much of it was being played up for the drama, and how much was real. "Where fine means worse than the time those frat boys convinced me to drink beer out of a shoe." So fifty-fifty.
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An alternative ending to Bait and Switch by ORiley42. What if Wilson couldn't win House in the bachelor auction? How would that conversation play out in the aftermath?
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Another Way to Entertain Us by EverTheFool
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
03 Dec 2022
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Jaskier should have known better than to try his luck in an Alpha-only bar. A bard should know that there's more than one way to entertain a crowd...
This is pure smut. Jaskier gets gang banged in a bar. Geralt watches (and helps)
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- Part 3 of A Fool's Porn Collection
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Close Quarters by EverTheFool
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
02 Oct 2022
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No one told Spock that his new captain was an Omega. But now that he's discovered this, he's going to take full advantage of it. Jim has no idea what his new First Officer has in store for him.
Set in an Alternative Universe where Jim and Spock never met before being assigned to work together.
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- Part 1 of A Fool's Porn Collection
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A Fool's Porn Collection by EverTheFool
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Apr 2025
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“So let me get this straight,” Nami says, her voice not even slightly slurred despite the insane amount of alcohol they’ve consumed tonight. “Your sister, as she does every few months, tried to set you up on a date with some random dude.”
“Yep.”
“And instead of saying no to this like you usually do, you accidentally told her you were seeing someone.”
“Right.”
“To which she suggested you bring this non-existent someone to a small family get-together at the home of your weirdo vampire dad.”
“Uh huh.”
“But rather than coming up with an excuse for why that wasn’t an option, you doubled down on the whole fabricated mess and agreed, not only to go, but to bring your aforementioned imaginary boyfriend with you.”
“Mhm.”
“Wow,” she says, staring into the contents of her glass like they might somehow contain the secrets of the universe. “You’re an absolute idiot.”
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30 Sep 2026
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take me to the water, i won't live without her by inthestarsisyourhome
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 Apr 2026
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There's a road trip, an alarming amount of sharks and the slow, stubborn realisation that maybe Zoro's crush isn't as one-sided as he thinks.
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26 Sep 2026
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a moment, a love, a dream, aloud by inthestarsisyourhome
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
27 Jan 2026
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Zoro and Sanji's evolution from rivals to husbands, told in kisses.
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27 Sep 2026
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When Zoro agreed to become a vampire, he really should have thought about how he'd be feeding himself after leaving Kuraigana Island and Mihawk behind. The only blood on board the Thousand Sunny flowed through his nakama's veins, and Zoro would not eat his nakama.
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- Part 1 of Blood Ties
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23 Sep 2026
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Zoro has a problem and that problem has long legs and a vicious roundhouse.
Or: Zoro realises he likes it a little too much whenever Sanji kicks his ass.
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17 Sep 2026