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Tearin' Up My Heart by erinthephantomwriter
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Sep 2026
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"Why would anyone wanna kill a guy as cute as you?" Deadpool asks, a gold card slot between his gloved fingers. Peter thinks he's going to throw up.
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- Part 3 of The Car
Bookmarked by Fatuousailuro
13 Sep 2026
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Dear Digital Diary by Peanutbutterbutterpops23
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
15 Sep 2026
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Life had not been kind to Peter Parker. At least, he didn’t think so - and when he’s the one sitting at the edge of a bridge debating if he should jump, his opinion is the only one that matters. Just when he closes his eyes, ready to tip the last bit over, his phone buzzes.
FourthWallBreaker REPLIED:
"Been thr, tried tht. Turns out unaliving urself isnt as easy as the movies make it seem! >.< Tho as the resident wrong prsn to tell u y u shuld live, Id say tacos!"-
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Peter is ready to die. Today was the day he was going to do it. That is, until Deadpool comments on his post.-
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11 Sep 2026
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Wade Wilson's House For Wayward Heroes by Run_Ravager_Run
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), Cable and Deadpool, Deadpool (2016), Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Sep 2016
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"Come stay at my house," Wade said.
"It'll be fun," Wade said.
Wade didn't say he'd be absent, galloping out on a different mission each week. He certainly didn't say that his time-travelling ex might come looking for him - or that said time-travelling ex had a very big grudge against Apocalypse...
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08 Sep 2026
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That Story About Death by Spideypool_supremacy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), X-Men - All Media Types
27 Jul 2025
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"I don't understand how help from him," Spider-Man said, throwing a pointed look at Deadpool, "is any better than mine."
Logan glanced between them. "He was not planned."
"He's right. My parents didn't use any protection for their nasty business. They quickly realized the perks of safe sex after that."
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A roadtrip with Deadpool, Spider-Man, Wolverine and vague signs of depression
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08 Sep 2026
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We Stitch the Ribcage With a Live Wire by La_Rascasse_Volante
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
10 Sep 2026
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Peter Parker was never bitten by a radioactive spider as a teenager. Instead, he lost a few important people, grew up, and got a doctorate in molecular biology.
At twenty-eight, he took a job at Engels Biomedical, an institute specializing in experimental cancer treatment. Three months in, he learns the samples he's been working on don't come from a corpse.
They belong to a deeply scarred terminal patient, known as Subject 061, who is still somehow alive, existing in a limbo of incomplete regeneration.
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In which Peter Parker is already somewhat fucked up when he meets the mildly deranged Wade Wilson dying from cancer, and things proceed to get worse from there. This is an alternate take on the Weapon X thing.
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"Hey, am I reading this shit wrong, or is today a special occasion? 'Cause you didn't bring food? You broke the routine–"
"Well, I thought it might be romantic if we just starved together for once, Pool, obviously."
Once the words were out and left hanging in the air, they took on the shape of a twisted setup to... a slightly unconventional romcom? Well, except no one would probably laugh at this one.Bookmarked by Fatuousailuro
07 Sep 2026