FishboneHairpin
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Red ribbons and silk. by FishboneHairpin
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
25 Dec 2025
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Helen receives a text with specific instructions on Christmas Eve after work, turns out to be the best thing she could ever ask for.
I am firmly pushing the Top Madeline Aston and Helen “I-have-a-need-for-validation” Sharp.
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‘Till Death. by FishboneHairpin
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
22 Dec 2025
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Over the years, Ernest has seen many things.
Ernest’s first look at Madeline Ashton was from his friend, dragging him to the local theater in downtown New York to watch the latest movie—Thrust!—a new drama about a female blonde bandit known for swindling men out of their fortunes and running away on horseback, another box office drama that didn't do so well amongst reviewers but he himself found it quite entertaining.
Helen Sharp was his first date in months, long shifts kept him occupied and offered little to no free time for leisurely activities. She was kind, witty, and the type of nerdy girl beauty that made his heart skip.
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Years of Madeline and Helen’s tolls on Ernest from when he met them till his dying breath.
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I’ll paint your ass, i’ll help you stay alive, forever. by FishboneHairpin
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
27 Nov 2025
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Their eternal afterlife had gone by faster than expected.
Ever since that cursed night—grudges turned to murderous intent, seduction, a fall down expansive marbel stairs, a shotgun to the abdomen, ex-fiancé turned husband thrown off roofs, and an eternal promise to one another.
“I’ll paint your ass if you paint mine.”
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After everything that happed in the last few weeks, Peggy takes some time off to recharge and rethink staying in Los Angeles with her new love, Daniel. Mr. Jarvis provides exactly what she needs: a good sparring session.