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    Optimus Prime wakes up on Cybertron—a perfect Cybertron. No war, no caste system, and most importantly, no Primehood. While trying to find out how he had arrived in paradise, he discovers something else: he and Ratchet are engaged.
    He finds himself in a world where a question he had always asked himself was answered.
    What if Orion Pax had stepped into the Council chambers—and gone first?

    (There will only be one explicit chapter in this fic, and it can be skipped without missing any plot! Tag will be updated when it arrives!)

    For Barbara. See ya in the stars.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    They did say that what you learn in med school can never measure up to the weirdness you find out in the field. Somehow, Hot Rod had not expected the difference to be this extreme. 

    Or: Two sea-lions teach their clueless former human friend how to walk (again)

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    15 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    Bumblebee is the best scout the Autobots have ever had.

    Everyone knows that. Everyone believes that.

    He can't let it not be true. Even after he loses another part of himself.

    *Retelling of the "Operation Bumblebee" episodes, set in the NAPS and CP AU*

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    23 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 69

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    A malfunctioning space bridge causes Whirl, and his definitely-totally-arch-nemesis Cyclonus, to land on a planet outside of the charted universe. A planet far away from the war, whose inhabitants seem to be dead set on forcing the two of them to learn how to (ugh) live normal, healthy lives, where they talk about their feeeeelings and make friends with weird, organic little slime blobs. Ugh.

    Whirl would rather die, thanks.


    Or, in which Tailgate is a Slime Rancher, and gets a couple of emotionally stunted, war-hardened idiots dropped on his lawn.

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    13 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    As Unicron's awakening threatens the safety of Earth and its entire galaxy, Optimus Prime entered the planet's core with no intentions of coming back. With Megatron looming behind his back and Team Prime unsure of their leader's true intentions, how could Ratchet be expected to sit still and observe behind a screen?

    Orion Pax has awoken to a world he does not recognize, to a set of circumstances that cannot help but rub him the wrong way. Luckily for him, he has his best friend Ratchet to rely on, and his trusted counterpart Megatronus to look towards for answers. With this sort of dynamic in place, had anything truly changed, even after all these long years?

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    The Orion Pax arc, except Ratchet decides to join. Naturally, with two of his closest friends spewing out contradictory stories, Orion Pax has a hard time telling truth from falsehood.

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    17 Jan 2026