FunctionalChaos
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- Lucifer (TV) (1)
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16-year-old Trixie reads Paradise Lost in school and comes homes with some questions.
Lucifer tells Trixie his side of the story about the Silver City and about his fall.
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- Part 1 of The Bible According to Lucifer
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History is written by the winners, but the loser still has a story to tell.
This is biblical and apocryphal stories told by our favorite Devil.
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The language of their intimacy is all inverted. Astarion shies away from the lightest touches and evades the subject any time Wyll tries to talk about this budding thing between them. Wyll bares himself over and over and over and still, sometimes, it feels as if Astarion is only ever seeing him in glimpses.
The closer Wyll gets to Astarion, the further away he seems to be.
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- Part 3 of a little self-indulgence
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It wasn't all bad, he had supposed, Wyll was easy to read. Astarion could endear himself to him and ensure his spot within their little group in case things ever went arse-up. All it would take was a bit of flattery and wandering eyes… But no. Because nothing in this situation could be simple, Wyll was practically a stone wall. Astarion could bat his eyelashes, jut out his hip, and lower his voice to the most sensual timbre, but Wyll would only laugh and wave away his advances. It was beyond infuriating-and even humiliating-to have his one reliable means of self preservation outright ignored.
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06 Aug 2026
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[Redacted], which SecUnit calls 'the Company' by ravenneverdies
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
18 Dec 2025
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“I wanted to ask you something,” Bharadwaj said. “You don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to.”
That was never a promising way to start a sentence. But I said, “Okay,” anyway, because I was a fool.
“You never refer to the Company by name,” she said. I tensed. “You always just call it “the Company.” Is there a reason for that?”
(Prompt #18: Expurgate)
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- Part 18 of Murderbot Drabble December 2025
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- English
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Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
03 Aug 2026
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“The contract deadline is in two months,” Mephistopheles rumbled. “Why should I be put out because you could not keep a hold on your spawn?”
“I’ll find him!” Cazador insisted quickly. “I was… mistaken about your daughter’s involvement. He must be on this plane somewhere. He can’t have gotten far…”
At Cazador’s cowed demeanor, a dark idea wormed its way into Rai’s mind. She smiled, all sharp teeth gleaming in the low light. “Father… since Cazador has technically failed in his task, I propose an idea.”
Her father turned to her, intrigue glinting in his eye. “What idea, Railannys?”
“A deal.” She grinned. “A wager.”
After his daring escape by tadpole, Astarion finds himself at the center of a devilish wager between a daughter of Mephistopheles and Cazador. As egos knock and horns lock together, the party finds themselves with a front row seat to the Hells’ power struggle and a most curious ally.
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
27 Jul 2026
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The gang has a harrowing experience at the Self-Same Trial, but Wyll is resilient and self-reliant and doesn't need anyone to coddle or comfort him. Lucky—Astarion's not been built for that sort of thing.
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
27 Jul 2026