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  1. Variations on a theme (Time Travel AUs) by

    Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

    10 Jan 2026

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  2. The problem with untested array formations (demonic or otherwise) by

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Dark and Difficult Times by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    07 Jun 2026

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    Harry wasn’t able to get a good look in the box until after the Quidditch Cup fiasco, and has still yet to have a moment alone with Ron and Hermione to mention it. Even now, on the train, Neville, Ginny and Luna are with them. They’re his friends too, yes, but this is about his mum, and Ron and Hermione are his best friends. He wants to tell them alone. Together. He wants them to know. To help him. He can’t figure it out without them, that’s for damn sure.

    And there is plenty to figure out. Starting with that book.

    Or,

    During the summer before fourth year, Harry happens across a box of his mother’s things in the Dursley’s attic. With it is a warded book, Lily’s diary. Together with Ron, Hermione and their friends, Harry works to unlock the book, and uncover the secrets hidden between its pages.

    A story about a dead woman’s diary, a complicated, bitter man living deep in denial, a vulnerable boy and his found family, and a bathroom on the second floor of Hogwarts.

    Or,

    Harry, Hermione and Ron exist. Chaos ensures.

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    08 Sep 2026

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    Honey trap by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    05 Sep 2026

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    Harry discovers that it is much easier to make Slytherins nice with love than with aggression. What was the saying again? You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

    What starts with a few random compliments and smiles quickly leads to hugs, lingering touches, a few kisses... but before he knows it, Harry is the one who wants more.

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    02 Sep 2026

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    Dumb, Dumber and Dumbass by for radioactive_storm (storm_aurora), Areias, blondsak

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    02 May 2020

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    As Coach Wilson peered out the window in the living room, May said, very quietly, “You didn’t realise your brother worked at Peter’s school?”

    “We all make mistakes!” Sam hissed.

    Then Coach Wilson was leaning back and a figure in a hoodie and jeans stepped through the window and into the living room, and Peter’s heart sank into his stomach like a rock. Sam’s brother was, true to story, scarred from head to toe. He could see the puckered skin on his hands, the burns across his bald head. But that wasn’t the shocking part—the shocking part was that he’d already seen it before: he’d seen it when a certain vigilante’s suit had been destroyed three nights before, and Peter had walked with him back to his backpack to loan him some clothes.

    “This is Wade,” Sam introduced.

    Sam Wilson had two brothers: one was Peter’s gym teacher, and the other was fucking Deadpool.

     

    OR: A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Family Dinner, during which Peter and May meet Sam's family. Meanwhile, Tony sends constant text updates about his search for whoever graffiti-ed Avengers Tower.

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    12 Aug 2026

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    Matchmaker, Matchmaker by

    Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)  

    18 Dec 2016

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    or: five times Theseus set Newt and Percival up in some strange matchmaking scheme and one time Newt actually appreciated it.

    Newt immediately knows the Graves at MACUSA isn't the real one, because Theseus has been setting them up for years.

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    03 Aug 2026

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    I'll Write You An IOU by for elletromil

    Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)  

    18 Feb 2017

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    When Percival wakes up and sees a different ceiling than the dark, blood splattered one of his prison for the first time in three months, his first thought is, I’m going to owe Newt the biggest IOU ever.

    Or: Percival Graves and Newt Scamander have been saving each other in turns for years. So, really, Newt revealing Grindelwald is just another Wednesday in his book.

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    03 Aug 2026