Grumpy_Old_Snake

Profile icon of a smiling dragon; the expression borders on gently teasing or exasperated.



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    Lucifer is absolutely ecstatic when Charlie offers to include a permanent set of quarters just for him in the blueprints for the brand new Hazbin Hotel. Getting to see his little girl for as many meals a day as he remembers to eat is great! Except sometimes that number of meals is exactly zero, and other times he sees her but doesn’t quite manage to follow the whole conversation, but—it’s all group hangouts full of chatter from her little friends around these parts anyways! He’s sure that it’s hardly noticeable! ...He really hopes that it’s hardly noticeable.

    Or: Lucifer has a difficult, very normal day. He tries very hard anyway.

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    12 Aug 2026

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    Since being sent to space, I’ve done a lot of human firsts: first human interstellar traveler, first human to visit an exoplanet, first human contact with an intelligent alien species, first human to eat a different alien species...

    I think I might also be the first human to tell my best friend that I wished he and his whole species were dead because I can’t have cake anymore.

    I’m a lot less proud of that one.

    I think I’m a bad friend.

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    From a prompt by astriiformes: "Thinking about the first time Grace & Rocky inevitably get into a big argument on the journey to Erid."

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    02 Jul 2026

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    A long time before the founding of Amnesty Lodge, two desperate people from a dying world are sent into exile. They don’t know why they’re here, or how to survive, or how to let go of their considerable baggage from back home. But one of them does know the future. So that’s a start.

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    So, Barclay, why didn’t you tell us about you and the Mothman?

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    Indrid - After being hit over the head with a shovel and dragged through the woods by a bike chain - leaves Kepler like a man about to die. He has been seen by a human, even if Aubrey says she has handled it, he is not willing to risk it. More than that, he flew back to his RV and was almost certainly spotted on the way.

    He cannot handle another Point Pleasant.

    He leaves Kepler Southward on US-220 to US-250, from there he gets on I-81 South to Tennesee. Right before Exit 175 towards Natural Bridge, his gas light turns on. He stops for gas. He is, perhaps, not the most normal customer.

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