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Castiel is a big-time actor in Hollywood. Dean is trying to find his way in the world of acting. After auditioning for one of the famous Castiel Novak’s movies, he gets an offer for a contracted engagement/marriage for publicity where Dean will be paid upwards of a million dollars to participate...
_____________Dean Winchester will be the death of him.
(NEW CHAPTER!!!) Next chapter: July 2026
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"Are You the Wolf?" is a high-stakes reality dating show with a twist. Ten singles arrive looking for love, hoping to leave the game with a genuine romantic connection. But hidden among them are two "wolves" — secret saboteurs whose sole mission is to disrupt and derail real relationships.
As contestants explore their chemistry through challenges and dates, trust becomes a precious commodity. No one knows who the wolves are — not even the wolves know each other’s identities — and every connection risks becoming a trap.
In the end, each contestant must decide if they’ve found someone worth leaving with. But if their final choice turns out to be a wolf, the truth comes out — and the wolf must reject them, forcing them to leave alone...
Are You The Wolf?
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Dean's at an all-night diner with Charlie, a friend of hers, and a rando she just met. While waiting for food, she suggests a game of Two Truths and A Lie.
Things start to go sideways almost immediately.
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- Part 8 of Ugly 'Meet-Cute' & Other Misadventures
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Pleased with this plan, Dean pushed open the coffee shop door not knowing the Fates were already laughing at him.
Meeting, misunderstanding and fighting for love. Even if it means giving space.
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Running into each other again over a jar of honey, wasn't how the day was supposed to go...
But perhaps everything happens for a reason - and this time, in the right season.
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- Part 3 of Falling For The VIP
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Dean was just your above-average adventurer, looking for a dragon to slay for its hoard of treasure. Now, he’s not sure how to feel seeing the pint-sized dragon trying to drag its single shiny coin with it, as it runs away from him. Soon, he finds himself visiting the dragon’s lair, giving it gifts as treasure instead of taking. People think he’s crazy for doing it, especially since dragons have proprietorial issues. (Cas, dragon/Dean adventurer)
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- Part 7 of Ugly 'Meet-Cute' & Other Misadventures
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Castiel watches Dean sleep.
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Somehow his workplace 'Heaven' led to perfection...
Dean has just been waiting to crash back to Earth.
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- Part 2 of Falling For The VIP
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So what if Jo chose Castiel to stand for her instead of Dean. It wasn't about that at all.
It was about being positive the man she chose was truly right for her. Dean was just going to stress test their engagement to make sure he was worthy.
If that pissed off her Man of Honor as well, so be it.
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- Part 6 of Once Upon An October
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(Damn Near) Perfection by Hans_On for The_Darkness_Eater
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
10 Apr 2023
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Castiel was the one who put the ring on Dean's finger, in a befuddled haze during their break-up gone...wrong? Right? He doesn't even know anymore. But Dean had to call it off, right? Are they actually going to go through with this?
Epilogue to 'Stumbling Into (Damn Near) Perfect'.
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- Part 3 of Are We Really Getting Married?
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When people tell stories about superheroes, they talk about the big battles, the near losses, the best of the highlight reel.
They don't talk about their real lives, the person behind the mask, how they fall...
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- Part 1 of Super
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Dean is working a job, that as unfulfilling as it is, gets the bills paid.
Castiel is working a job that while he enjoys, the trappings that come with it don't fulfil him like he's been told they would.
This is the story of how they meet somewhere in between...
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- Part 6 of Ugly 'Meet-Cute' & Other Misadventures
- Part 1 of Falling For The VIP
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He misses the nostalgia of boomboxes and pebbles thrown at the window. The songs that almost broke his heart - are now playing at their wedding reception.
But he remembered how it all started.
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Dean is just being a gentleman when he saves some random girl from the creep at the bar. What he doesn’t know is she’s family to his local mafia and she wants to… ‘thank him’ personally.
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- Part 5 of Ugly 'Meet-Cute' & Other Misadventures
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A collection of Castiel-POV timestamps to 'Stumbling Into (Damn Near) Perfect.
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- Part 2 of Are We Really Getting Married?
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Stumbling Into (Damn Near) Perfect by Hans_On
Fandoms: Supernatural, Supernatural (TV 2005)
29 Jul 2022
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Dean just wants his family off his back. For his mom to stop worrying and Sam and Jess, though they mean well, to stop setting him up on dates. So he asks his roommate Cas to do him a solid and pretend to be his boyfriend for one family dinner. That turns into weekend get-togethers. And then Thanksgiving and Christmas. It's New Years before Dean realizes he's in much too deep and they need to break-up. So they plan a scene for a proposal gone bad - what could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 1 of Are We Really Getting Married?
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Dean drives down quiet American roads, picking up hitchhikers. He tortures and kills them, in revenge for a hitchhiker that killed Sam.
Castiel is a former psychiatrist, traveling as a hitchhiker, helping his clients one car ride at a time.
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Knight has been captured by his arch-nemesis Godstiel.
But Dean doesn't really see him as an arch-nemesis...
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- Part 4 of Ugly 'Meet-Cute' & Other Misadventures
- Part 2 of Super
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Meet Cute prompt: 'Dean is at the park working out while his dog is in the run when Castiel’s dog ends up in his shirt and Castiel has to help get him out' (Lily) + 'Castiel wants to meet the artist behind the beautiful craftsmanship of the bench in the dog park gazebo… turns out it’s Dean!' (KhajitTink)
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- Part 3 of Ugly 'Meet-Cute' & Other Misadventures
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Dean is making his escape early Sunday morning when he catches a pitiful scene.
He offers some wise words.
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- Part 2 of Ugly 'Meet-Cute' & Other Misadventures