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please turn me on (i'm mr. coffee with an automatic drip) by quitequaintrelle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
29 Mar 2026
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“Shhh, shhh, listen. Listen. Alright… Listen,” Crowley hears himself babble, his mouth taking over while his mind short circuits in panic.
Shushing is hardly necessary. Aziraphale is staring up at Crowley with his mouth hanging open, no sound coming out. He's unfairly gorgeous in the golden lamplight, cocooned by ridiculous tartan sheets and far too many throw pillows. All glowing and pink in the face from their earlier exertions leading up to that sad, deflated balloon of a conclusion.
After an agonising beat, Aziraphale snaps his jaw shut and offers Crowley an impossibly gentle smile. “I'm all ears, my dear,” he murmurs. There’s that blasted gentleness again.
It's all somehow worse than if he were upset.
Aziraphale and Crowley's first time in bed together goes about as smoothly as the rest of their relationship.
(They get there eventually.)
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16 Apr 2026
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[META] My Prediction about the Good Omens 3 Finale: Imagine There's No Heaven by mecurtin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
21 Aug 2023
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I predict that the finale of Good Omens 3 will transform the GO universe into one where Heaven and Hell never existed. A universe that's billions of years old ... our universe. Because that's what Terry Pratchett would want. Aziraphale and Crowley will probably have to give up their immortality for this to happen. We'll cry, but it will be a *good* cry, a eucatastrophe.
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21 Jun 2026
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[META] Getting to an non-hierarchical Aziraphale-Crowley relationship by mecurtin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
07 Jul 2019
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stellar_dust noticed that most A/C fanfic includes some status imbalance because Crowley is Fallen and Aziraphale is Unfallen. I wonder what it would take to get them to a truly egalitarian relationship, given that Heaven & Hell, in Good Omens, are two siblings in a dysfunctional, abusive family. By the end of Episode 6 Aziraphale+Crowley have cut ties with most of their abusive family (yay), but they haven't done the work to unlearn the toxic habits of thought it gave them. That's what fanfic is for.
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21 Jun 2026
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Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.
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11 Jun 2026
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Aziraphale and Crowley have regained their old memories, but the initial effect is a temporary loss of their new ones. Aziraphale woke up first, and his memories are now integrated. A newly-"awake" Crowley has questions for Aziraphale about "their" first meeting, as well as their first date. Aziraphale questions the wisdom of describing the date.
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- Part 1 of Angiogenesis
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07 Jun 2026