HelloSchrodi
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Duct tape and other love languages by HelloSchrodi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
21 Jun 2022
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For all that Jaskier's been called a romantic [derogatory], he's never put much genuine belief in falling in Love at first sight. He still sings about it, he's still a musician, but it's been three days and he's seen and been seen in a way that's starting to make him reconsider. So in a way, while it might technically be love at first sight, he's never heard it talked about quite like this.
He's a romantic [complimentary], and he's heard a lot about love.
It's only been three days, but he's fallen and been caught, and has fallen deliberately— just to see. Eskel is always there to catch him.It's only been three days and Eskel is very quickly becoming his always.
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- Part 2 of Of Found Family and Fairy Lights
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Fairy Lights over Fifteen Years by HelloSchrodi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
19 Jun 2022
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It starts with a broken promise.
Eskel made a promise to a scared little boy that he would never leave first.Somehow, fairy lights inexorably become A Part™ of the bond between a gremlin child and his long-suffering brother who left for law school. The copper wires were never structural, the lights were never a metaphor, and —Lambert I swear to Melitele that I'm using an app to change the colours. I'm 1200 kilometers away with an internet connection, I promise the lights aren't haunted.
It ends 15 years later with his second broken promise and fairy lights that still aren't haunted.
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- Part 1 of Of Found Family and Fairy Lights
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Despite the curtain of shooting stars, he couldn't turn away from the man beaming up into the night; bright eyes dancing with excitement and wonder, his blinding smile, his heartbeat thrummed with excitement and joined the noises of glee and wonder tumbling past his lips in a tide of sound.
"—Eskel, Eskel! Are you even paying attention?"
"Yeah, Jaskier," Eskel's mouth went dry and he absently rubbed his scarred cheek. "I am."
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Aftercare and Outtakes by HelloSchrodi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
10 May 2022
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A collection of aftercare and outtakes from the fics in the 50 First Times verse. All chapter titles will be the same as the fic names :) Not everyone wants to scroll to the bottom of a pwp to read about aftercare, cuddling, bantering, and soft shenanigans, so they have a second home here. These snippets could probably be enjoyed without reading the pwp.
Unless otherwise specified, Eskel/Jaskier is the main pairing who just happen to tumble in bed with others.
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- Part 5 of 50 First times
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Good morning, sweet thing. by HelloSchrodi for keikei_firefly
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 May 2022
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He couldn't tell you which registered first.
"Wake up, pretty bird."
Weight blanketing him, hot against his back.
Eskel's cock so, so deep inside of him."Pretty bird. Aren't you going to say good morning?"
"Good," Jaskier's voice broke, still clumsy with sleep. He tried again. "Good—" breath catching as that bundle of nerves was hit—"ahh-morning."
"Gods, darling. How long…?"
"Not long, didn't even need my fingers after opening you up so much last night."Series
- Part 4 of 50 First times
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Of Found Family and Fairy Lights by HelloSchrodi
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
21 Jun 2022
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Missing scenes and extras from the Fairy Lights Over Fifteen Years 'verse
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50 First times by HelloSchrodi
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
10 May 2022
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A series of related fics that can be read separately as one-shots. Primarily JaskierxEskel pwp-centric with Kaer Morhen shenanigans.
TL;DR Guilt-free kinky fics
This series is going to be real big into enthusiastic consent, actually healthy bdsm practices, sex-positivity, and sex that's just a bit more realistic.
People don't take themselves too seriously, not everything will go flawlessly and flow like a pornhub special, and safewords are there for a reason my dudes. Even the filthy smut contained within -regardless of the tags- will always have healthy relationships and communication at the heart of it.
If you're looking for just aftercare, banter, and other softness -not pure pwp- go check out Aftercare and Outtakes.
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Five Things Darcy Loves About Working for SHIELD by teand
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011), Captain America (2011), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 May 2014
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The Bronx was up, the Battery was down and thank freaking Thor that SHIELD provided housing or Darcy suspected she wouldn't have been able to afford to live closer than Vermont.
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- Part 1 of Darcy Lewis, Agent of SHIELD
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20 Aug 2026
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Blood Stained by QueenVee1
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), MCU
25 Feb 2020
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With a war on the horizon, the Avengers mend bridges that had been burned, relationships are rebuilt, and new friends forged.
After a chance encounter with Steve Rogers, Darcy Lewis figures she's had her fill of Avenger-related activities. Turns out she's more entrenched than she ever thought possible. When she forms an unlikely friendship with James "Bucky" Barnes, she thinks her life can't get any weirder.
Spoiler alert: IT CAN!
A (double!?!?) meet!cute and secret!sibling story! They said it couldn't be done.
B**** YOU THOUGHT!
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Bookmarked by HelloSchrodi
09 Aug 2026
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Dayum. This is a daylight eater. I was barely able to put it down! I'm so soft for all the beautiful friendship.
Fun fact, this fic is equivilent to a 1,256 page novel. Jesus. No wonder I've been reading for 10 hours -
Sleeper by Queenspuppet
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
18 Jan 2016
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“To be honest, Miss Lewis, you don’t scare me much,” he snapped in his Captain’s tone. After the words were out, and her cheeks had paled and his had surely flushed, he realized those were his first words to her. They were on her skin.
And they were such a lie.
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Bookmarked by HelloSchrodi
12 Mar 2026
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it's a ruse, all these creatures are a lie by rejectedreality
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Dec 2016
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“Look,” Jane begins in a hushed but excited whisper. “Despite the current… set-back this has been a total success. Darcy, I have actually managed to create a portal connecting our world to Asgard. I mean sure It’s a little damaged now but I’m sure it wouldn’t take long to fix.”
“Jane, we are currently hiding from some kind of demonic dog-horse,” There’s violent hissing from the other side of the table that makes Darcy slide down further and attempt to merge with the floor. “That you brought over from your make-shift Rainbow Bridge. I don’t think this is exactly something to be celebrating over.”
Bookmarked by HelloSchrodi
04 Mar 2026
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Rest Your Hands by OrnateOtter
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
08 Apr 2017
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Darcy Lewis has always been so proud of her Gran, so proud of her family. She's always been so happy that they could help all the people who came to see them.
(Oneshot about the strange talent of the Lewis women and how Darcy Lewis came to help the most important one of them all.)
Bookmarked by HelloSchrodi
04 Mar 2026