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    A Mandalorian and an EduCorps Historian walk into a bar. The Mandalorian starts a fight. The Historian starts a lesson.

    The conversation starts a realization, a reckoning, and a revolution.

    (Please read the tags before reading. This gets Heavy before it gets better.)

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    23 Oct 2025

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  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    “Perhaps it would help if you told me how the galaxy’s most feared Mandalorian bounty hunter ended up as a Tusken bantha herder. Is this”—Cal gestures at the bantha and the camp and the sliding sands around them—“a midlife crisis? Are you planning to be a leathery old Tatooine grandfather, banging pots together to keep pests away?”

    “Banging pots together has never kept you away,” Boba notes.

    (or: Cal finds Boba on Tatooine)

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    28 Sep 2025

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    A Cajun chef and a cargo hold of other humans are captured by Aliens. Zygerrian slavers. Turns out that Star Wars is real, George Lucas had visions, and it's the middle of the Clone Wars.

    Of course, the visions scrambled the order of things, people look nothing like the actors cast for them, and humans do not domesticate well. Still, how much trouble can a few humans cause?

    All of it. All the trouble.

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    22 Sep 2025

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    The most majestic chaos soup ever made and every addition is gold, so many characters I never knew and now love, absolutely worth the time and effort of reading!

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    It is a truth all Jedi are forced to acknowledge at one point or other, that a knight in good possession of the proper flimsiwork and a tenuous grip on their sanity, will be expected to add to the lineage lest they be confronted with the terrible and horrifying consequences of a master in want of a grandpadawan.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    Adorable Obi-baby and finding family that is Qui-gon adjacent

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    “So basically, Commander Thorn ordered you to make sure Commander Fox slept a decent amount and didn’t give you any restrictions as to how to do this.”

    The shiny looked up from the ‘pad to smirk at him, “sir, yes, sir.”

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    First part was posted on Tumblr and all the love for it inspired me to finish it. So if you have seen the story on there, it was me 😁

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