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In the aftermath of the battle at Three Brothers Rocks, no one has time to check on Spider, and the last thing Spider wants is to be more of a burden than he already is. All he has to do is survive, as he always has.
It isn't enough.
In which Spider slides down a metaphorical slippery slope, and no one notices until Jake almost loses another son.
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- Part 1 of Songs of Eywa'eveng
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His house liked Draco Malfoy more than him.
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- Part 3 of Harry Potter works
- Part 11 of Astolat Sampler
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11 Jul 2026
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Make a Wish (and Blow) by Shipyard_Voyager
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Oct 2025
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"Quirk use for anything but heroics is heavily regulated. There are plenty of exceptions but for personal use on others for money? That's more than a hefty fine and the kind of attention nobody would want." Shouta reached out and tapped the half-forgotten menu. "Doesn't mean there isn't a market for it."
Hizashi pulled it over for a glance and the words that came out of his mouth were the first ones that crossed his mind.
"Holy shit."
Aphrodisiac quirks. Multiple aphrodisiac quirks. A cloning quirk. A shape shifting quirk. Extreme sensitivity quirk. Body alterations, sensory deprivation, loss of inhibitions, temporary animal transformation. Hizashi flipped to the back with eyes bugging out of his skull at the offer of more extreme entrées.
The glass was at his lips before he thought to lift it, smooth whiskey burning its way down and spreading out into a pleasant heat that only added to what was already there.
"Happy birthday, Hizashi."
[Or: Shouta Aizawa has excellent taste in gifts and Hizashi gets to try something he never thought would be on the menu for him]
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- Part 8 of U Busy?
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03 Jul 2026
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everywhere on earth you go (you're gonna have me) by nondz (pinkjook)
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
07 Sep 2020
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“We’ll just commit to the buddy system,” Nile says.
“Buddy system?” Booker asks, eyebrows raised.
OR: Nile goes clubbing, gets lost in Ireland, learns to swing dance, dies in Portugal, and falls in love. Mostly in that order.
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Self Help by Theotrix
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 May 2014
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