Hoffmannism
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Niko friert nicht. Wirklich nicht.
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'cause i'm a screamer, baby, make me a mute by Hoffmannism
Fandoms: The Blacklist (US TV), Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies)
12 Apr 2021
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"Uh-huh", Turk says absentmindedly and looks around the empty hotel suite, but Reddington is already gone. Fuck.
"Jesus", Virgil breathes, "there really is no blood left in your brain."
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Or: the one where Turk has the hots for Reddington who turns out to have a dirty mouth
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Out of reflex Reddington wet his lips. This felt strange – it wasn’t that Red hasn’t done an autopsy before; he knew what to do. Not as good as Mr. Kaplan or an actual M.E., but he knew his way around. But Ressler’s body was still a little warm and looked like it could open its cold, dead eyes any moment, and Red almost felt like this whole setting was far too intimate for the two of them.
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tumblr ficlets / requests / writing exercises by Hoffmannism
Fandom The Blacklist (US TV)
24 May 2020
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As the title says; drabbles, snippets, ficlets I wrote mainly for practice reasons, most possibly instead of sleeping; originally posted on tumblr (@bi-ressler).
They‘re all stand-alones.
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mesmerised by double lines by wayfaringstranger154 for WishingOnWhishaw
Fandoms: League of Gentlemen (TV)
18 Apr 2026
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He knows what making it up to her looks like — twice, at a minimum.
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08 Aug 2026
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fade into you by wayfaringstranger154 for Carmilla
Fandoms: The League of Gentlemen RPF, Inside No. 9 (TV) RPF
13 Feb 2026
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Bookmarked by Hoffmannism
03 Aug 2026
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Upon being sent to live with her birth mother after her father’s death, the 15 year old Elleanor has to confront her bad manners for the first time in her life. Her mother, a quiet and odd fat woman with too many secrets, clearly doesn’t know how to raise her but she does know food and pleasure, and so she assigns her a heavily demanding task to her daughter: she must grow as large as mother and learn how to put herself in mother’s shoes, or else she gets no room to complain. And then–!! Oh well, the girl gets weird feelings about it, obviously.
You get to follow this bratty girl learning how to behave herself as she gets fattened up over the course of the next couple of years.This is dead dove. Please mind the tags!
Finally finished!Series
- Part 1 of Elle's misadventures
Bookmarked by Hoffmannism
02 Aug 2026
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A man's jeans will not close.
But they will eventually, right?
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27 Jun 2026
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Eddie doesn't want Venom to eat people. In the process of finding other things to eat, Eddie starts putting on weight and Venom likes it. Eddie likes it, too. So does Anne. So does Dan.
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20 Jun 2026