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    Welcome to The Tortured 1989 Department

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    Emma Swan is newly divorced and enlightened re: the fact that she's desperately in love with Regina. Now, if she can only get a hold of the queen of all the realms for long enough to date her. But Regina only seems to notice that Emma exists when there's a crisis.

    Lucky for Emma, she knows a lot of villains who might be interested in starting crises in beautiful, romantic venues.

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    07 Sep 2022

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    You’re a pain in my ass, Emma almost says, and thinks better of it. Of the two hundred or so days she’s to spend cooped up with Regina Mills, at least one or two might be spent civilly and conjointly ignoring each other.

    (AU: Emma Swan goes to college and gets a roommate).

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    29 Aug 2022

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    Emma Swan is a guardian angel who just can't seem to get it right, and Henry Mills is her last chance before she gets reassigned to guard duty.
    Henry Mills is a smart kid in a small town with a big mouth, a bigger imagination, and an iron will so unshakable that his last guardian quit in protest.
    Regina Mills... isn't exactly something Emma is prepared to deal with.

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    21 Aug 2022

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    “I was told a double rush order would be here in twenty minutes or less,” she said coolly, and gestured to the clock on the wall beside them.

    Looking over, Emma saw the face reading 6:45, just a few minutes past the twenty minute deadline. Eyes narrowing slightly, she licked her lips. “Yeah, it’s just a couple minutes past,” Emma said, and shifted her weight to one hip.

    Tilting her chin up slightly she repeated, “Twenty minutes or less,” and Emma felt her head start to pound. What a way to end the day.

    Bike messenger AU, in which Regina is a CEO that enjoys messing with Emma, and Emma does not back down. For the sake of her job, of course, and not because of the way Regina eyes light up when she's angry.

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    12 Aug 2022

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    “Hey,” Regina hears from behind her, and when she turns she sees Emma standing there, hands stuffed in her back pockets. “So I guess it’s you and me?” Looking around, she sees that the entire rest of the class has in fact partnered up. Emma doesn’t look very promising, but considering her only other real option is to continue practicing on her own in front of a dozen or so other adults, it seems Emma will have to do.

    In which Regina signs up for ballroom dance lessons and Emma turns out to not be the worst possible thing to happen to her. Not that she would ever say such a thing out loud.

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    09 Aug 2022