Housespillbottle
Fandoms
- House M.D. (5)
- Oliver! - Bart (1)
- Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer (1)
- Five Nights at Freddy's (1)
- South Park (1)
Recent works
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Haha, I don't know Bet you wanna try Every time you see, hahaha by Housespillbottle
Fandoms: グレープフルーツ (Grapefruit) - All Media Types
01 Sep 2026
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Ao and Sora go through their routine of getting absofruitly hammered at like 4 in the morning.
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- Part 2 of Grapefruit One Shots 🍉
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,066
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 6
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Give me more, mon amour, mon amour by Housespillbottle
Fandoms: グレープフルーツ (Grapefruit) - All Media Types
15 Jun 2026
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Sawyer gets a call late at night from Riley. Yeah.
Series
- Part 1 of Grapefruit One Shots 🍉
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,682
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 14
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When you've got women all over town/You can love them all and when you're through/Maybe that'll make, huh, a man out of you by Housespillbottle
Fandoms: House M.D.
10 Jan 2026
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House needs to wear Wilson's clothes at one point. Wilson goes insane /lh. It's a fun time.
Set during Season 2 (as all good things are) when Wilson's living with House.It might be a rough start here, but I'll get it going trust 😣😣.
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You notice her finer qualities, And the magic of her rare personality by Housespillbottle
Fandoms: House M.D.
23 Dec 2025
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House is sick and is also a pain. What's new?
Wilson convinces House to leave work and takes him home to care for him.
!!!!! FIRST TWO CHAPTERS ARE TEEN THEN CHAPTER 3 IS MATURE !!!!!
**If you guys have any suggestions leave them in the comments!! I promise to be extremely appreciative and nitpicky 🥰🥰🥰!** -
But I'm out of my head when you're not around Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh by Housespillbottle
Fandoms: House M.D.
07 Nov 2025
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House has a tough case, and Wilson brings him lunch.
(The title has nothing to do with the fic I just thought it would be funny as shit to make it the title muahaha)
Recent series
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Grapefruit One Shots 🍉 by Housespillbottle
Fandom グレープフルーツ (Grapefruit) - All Media Types
01 Sep 2026
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- Works:
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Recent bookmarks
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11:28 PM R tapped you
11:29 PM R sent an image
11:29 PM R sent an image
11:31 PM R: album?He unlocks his phone to the characteristic older-man angled shots of the biggest fucking dick he’s ever seen. Genuinely. Dennis isn’t even sure if all that will like, work, with him. He is sure that he wants to test it out. Mostly. Mostly sure that he wants to test it out. Sure enough that he clicks "share indefinitely" on his ridiculously curated album.
Series
- Part 8 of homoerotic pittpilled
Bookmarked by Housespillbottle
21 Sep 2026
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baby, honestly, i just want to feel your hands all over me by hijinks_n_lowjinks
Fandoms: Chainsaw Man (Manga), Chainsaw Man (Anime)
21 Nov 2025
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“You know, this was a pretty smart place to hide,” Angel murmurs, his eyes drifting down Aki’s throat. “If anyone catches us here, they’ll just think it’s a hookup.”
“… Right,” Aki says slowly.
Angel breathes in deeply, his chest brushing against Aki’s as he inhales. “Is that what you were hoping for?”
“For…?"
“For someone to catch us so you could finally give yourself an excuse to touch me.”
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While investigating a string of murders at a local club, Aki and Angel find themselves hypnotized by the rhythm of the music and promise of proximity.
Series
- Part 2 of smoke and mirrors
Bookmarked by Housespillbottle
13 Sep 2026
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on call by cosmicaa
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Sep 2026
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so ur not touching urself right now?
No.
prove it.
How?
send me a pic of your pussy
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Jane hasn't touched herself in a week to prepare for when she sees Liliya again. The game gets canceled and Liliya attempts to make it up to her.
Bookmarked by Housespillbottle
13 Sep 2026
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you know I'm stupid for you by sunshine_xxx
Fandoms: Chainsaw Man (Manga), Chainsaw Man (Anime)
19 Dec 2025
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Aki turned back to face the counter, slamming the mug down on top of it. He pressed the heels of his hands into his eyes. Did he just imagine that? He had to have imagined that. There was no way the camboy he’d been more than a little obsessed with for months was suddenly working at his job. No way, right?
Right?
Oh God. Aki was so fucked.
(OR: an akiangel camboy au <3)
Bookmarked by Housespillbottle
03 Sep 2026
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To Aki's shock, Angel ran his small hand over his clothed erection and winced. Aki could only stare, knowing he’d be replaying those two seconds over in his head until the end of time. “Still hurts.”
“Maybe rubbing against something…” Aki put his leg down so his lap was visible. He was fully hard now. Angel looked immediately.
“It’s dangerous.”
“It’s safe through cloth, right?”
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Angel walks in on Denji watching porn, gets curious, and asks Aki some uncomfortable questions.