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    “Well I was wondering-” Trent begins - only that, of course, is when the sky all but cracks open, and rain starts absolutely pouring down.

    Ted’s soaked in moments, water dripping down the back of his neck, and he shivers even while he’s still processing the shock.

    “Shit,” Trent says out loud, ducking his head and glaring up at the clouds. “Can I give you a lift?” he calls out over the sounds of the rain hitting the pavement.

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    Ted and Trent get caught in the rain, and Ted finally takes him up on his offer of a ride home. Maybe this will finally give them a chance to talk - or maybe they could also stand to do a little less talking, too.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    “Coach Lasso!” He calls, springing to his feet. But, as he approaches Lasso, it becomes abundantly clear that something is wrong. He instantly gives up on the quote. “Are you okay?” He asks instead.

    “Trent Crimm.” Lasso responds with possibly the fakest smile Trent has ever seen. Trent waits for him to follow it up, but he doesn’t say anything else.

    “The Independent.” Trent finishes for him, his concern growing. “Are you okay?” He asks again.

    Lasso looks down. “I’m afraid I don’t have a comment for readers today, Trent.”

    Trent follows his gaze and settles on the open notebook in his hand. “Fuck. No.” He puts the notebook away. “Off the record, Ted.”

     

    In which Trent keeps showing up instead of Sassy whenever Ted has a panic attack.

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    27 Aug 2026

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    The Decepticons celebrate a rare and brutal victory after Ultra Magnus is gravely wounded and removed from the battlefield. Megatron opens his private reserves, and for one night, discipline fractures under the weight of High-Grade Energon.

    Soundwave and Starscream, intoxicated beyond caution, fall into an interface neither of them planned. By morning, shame, war, and pride are enough to bury it. They agree it meant nothing. They will not speak of it. They will continue as if nothing changed.

    But something did.

    When Starscream discovers the consequence of that night, he does what he has always done best: he survives. He vanishes from the Decepticons without warning, leaving no signal, no trace, and no explanation.

    Years later, on the farthest neutral colony from Cybertron, an Autobot scout recognizes a hooded tricolor seeker in the crowd and he was not alone...

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    20 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    Starscream comes up with the grand idea of fake-dating Soundwave to piss off Megatron. Somehow, Soundwave agrees. It goes as well as you can expect.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    A good spy knows how to power through adversity.

    A great spy doesn't let their pride get them killed.

    A Duplicity AU in which Starscream leaves the Decepticons after Megatron tries to terminate him. This is the story of Starscream facing the consequences of revealing to the world he was an Autobot spy all along. Diverts at point 40. of Duplicity.

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    13 Jul 2026