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    Captive Audience by

    Fandoms: One Piece  

    10 Jan 2025

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    Sanji is super stressed out. Zoro tries to help by giving him cryptic instructions to visit their resident sniper. Nothing goes as planned and everyone is more than fine with it.

    This is ENTIRELY self-indulgent. I wrote it exclusively because I wanted it for me and I'm posting it in the off chance that someone else will be into it but I doubt it lol.

    THE STORY IS DONE!!

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    26 Apr 2026

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    it's like you're always stuck in second gear by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    10 Apr 2023

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    Jon can't focus. Tim's grinning face and good-natured chatter fill him with too many contradictory emotions. At one point, Tim nudges him a bit, bumping their shoulders companionably, and Jon isn't sure whether he wants to finger-comb Tim's hair or take a swing at him.

    (There's a cowlick sticking up at an awkward angle from the otherwise impeccably-gelled top of Tim's hair. The sight of it is making Jon unreasonably upset. Jon needs to get to his office quickly, before he commits an act of workplace harassment.)

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Not Your Baby by

    Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)  

    15 Apr 2021

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    In another world, a worse one, they’d be fighting in a parking lot somewhere, the machismo getting the better of them.

    Lucky for Glenn, they were here. He let his lips curl, slowly, into the smirk he knew got right under Darryl’s skin.

    “Then do something about it, Wilson.”

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Permission To Speak, Captain by ,

    Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)  

    09 May 2022

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    It's true that everyone is a little starstruck over the Captain, especially Mark.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Learning to Love by

    Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)  

    22 Jul 2026

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    Zanka meets Jabber by chance during a mission to get rid of some trash beasts. They fight, they chat. They... exchange choker connections?

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    18 Feb 2026