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• EEEEEEWWWWWW SELF INSERT VENTSLOP UGGGHHHHH by IAmNotHereButRealAcc

  Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  07 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Black Hole (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Fanny (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Tree (Battle For Dream Island)
  • ventfic
  • Arguing
  • Black Hole is being a fucking bitch baby
  • Lowkey hating my existence right now
  • Author is projecting too hard on Black Hole right now
  • Author is a fucking loser who can't communicate for shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  280

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  5

  Hits:

  50

• This is why we don't trust anything Pen builds by IAmNotHereButRealAcc

  Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  30 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Black Hole (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Remote (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Pen (Battle For Dream Island)
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • How Do I Tag
  • Based on a real event that happened to the author

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  247

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  9

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  43

• Raelynn's BFDI AU headcannons by IAmNotHereButRealAcc

  Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Multi
  • Work in Progress

  26 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Black Hole/Tree (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Black Hole (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Tree (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Fanny (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Marker (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Pie (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Liy (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Pen (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Pillow (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Bottle (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Pin (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Gaty (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Lightning (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Implied/Referenced Suicide
  • Everyone will need a hug when I'm done with this
  • No AI use I promise. I just like using emdashes to split up walls of text
  • The Author Regrets Nothing
  • Alternate Universe
  • Author will start a lecture of xenobiology if you let them
  • Mentioned characters that don't get their own chapters
  • I'm going to fucking lose it
  • Objects Are Humanized (Object Shows)

  Summary

  Exactly what it says on the label

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  891

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  12

  Hits:

  141

• Would the Meburgers be considered ethical cannibalism? by IAmNotHereButRealAcc

  Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  10 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Ryland Grace
  • Rocky is mentioned for like 2 sentences
  • This is completely in Grace's inner monologue
  • Cannibalism
  • Crack
  • author can't stop thinking about self cannibalism
  • author has been on that special crack since the day they were born

  Summary

  Ryland Grace has a thought and then falls down a rabbit hole. Brought to you by the author's own thoughts about the legal loopholes of cannibalism.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  188

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  7

  Hits:

  75

• I put the Magnus Archives fears into a slice of life anime and am now shipping them together by IAmNotHereButRealAcc

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  02 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • The End/The Hunt (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Stranger/The Eye (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Vast/The Buried (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Desolation/The Dark (The Magnus Archives)
  • The End (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Hunt (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Flesh (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Extinction (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Stranger (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Web (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Spiral (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Eye (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Corruption (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Lonely (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Dark (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Slaughter (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Desolation (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Buried (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Vast (The Magnus Archives)
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Alternate Universe - High School
  • This Is STUPID
  • The Extinction is a child (The Magnus Archives)
  • The End and The Hunt are parents (The Magnus Archives)
  • Technically Crack but no

  Summary

  Yes, you read the title correctly. No I am not joking, no matter how much of a joke this fic sounds like.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  403

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  69