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Newly appointed as Galahad, Lando feels like an imposter in his own tailored suit. He doesn't fit in, even though his mentor used to tell him he was worse at his age. Scattered and insecure in the face of the agency's strict rigor, Lando is sent on what is supposed to be a simple reconnaissance mission. Everything changes when he bumps into the ruthless and methodical IMF agent Oscar Piastri, and the two accidentally swap their smart glasses.
While George (the new Merlin) and Agent Verstappen (IMF) try to guide them through undoing the mix-up in the middle of a gala ball, an opportunity arises in the form of Charles Leclerc, heir to the Monégasque mafia. In a moment of panic and improvisation to extract information, Lando blurted out the biggest lie of his career: he and Oscar are a couple.
Now newlyweds and the guests of honor at the mafia wedding, the IMF's most dedicated agent and Kingsman's most chaotic one have four months to fake an intense passion without ending up killing each other.
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29 Aug 2026
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Oscar sees that video of Lando on the boat, making that ridiculous face, and it awakens something in him. Something hungry.
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13 Aug 2026
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Rumor in the paddock is that Piastri got a tattoo.
Lando won’t lie and say he’s not curious about it; he’s curious as hell about anything to do with Oscar. He’s a little fucked up about it, to be honest, and that’s exactly why he’s trying to be so very cool about Oscar apparently getting a tattoo.
Except Lando’s never been cool about a single thing in his life.
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22 Jul 2026
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Usually, a normal Monday afternoon for Lando Norris wouldn’t include encountering his only long-term boyfriend in a random Puma event while he holds his two-year-old son, trying to get him away from the hideous statue they have on display.
Or: where Lando and Oscar find their way back to each other six years after breaking up.
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30 Jun 2026
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"Lando," Oscar scolds, waving the note at him. "You were supposed to take these four hours ago."
"I'm sorry," Lando whispers, bringing the blankets up to his nose. He's not that sorry, really– I mean, look at what not taking his meds got him: Either Oscar 'Cool, calm and collected' Piastri fussing over him, or a very convincing hallucination of him.
or: post Brazil 2024 Lando gets a massive cold, so he has the brilliant idea to ask his teammate slash fuckbuddy slash guy he's in love with to help him
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23 Jun 2026