Impatient_Turtle
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Light Just Above the Blood by Impatient_Turtle
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
14 Jul 2026
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Simon wakes up on a weirdly clean station? Ship? He isn't sure. What he does know is that there is someone here who still believes the stars exist, and a rock who is supposedly alive.
Ryland Grace had come to terms with the fact that he was, and would always be, the only human on Erid. When he and Rocky go on another space trip to spread taumoeba to the stars closest to Erid, that belief is challenged, if not outright destroyed. And, of course, in the bloodiest way possible.
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Are we going crazy by Impatient_Turtle
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Jun 2026
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Had a thought, wanted the thought, wanted to read the thought.
Basically Rocky turns human(uhh, this takes place on the way to Erid) and Grace has to deal with it.
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Meet Veronica E. Reyes, the lead strategist of the lightning clan.
This is a character study(and me trying out first person writing, any advice is appreciated), I will be writing from her perspective in a "journal" type style. I like to think that she has a diary/journal she writes in her downtime.I will add to this whenever I can, idk school is testing my patience.
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The Art of... Choosing the Hard Way Out by Impatient_Turtle
Fandoms: Monster Hunter (Video Games)
01 Apr 2026
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Staring: Solar, my monster hunter OC. She might not be the smartest, but she can fight damn well.
That being by throwing herself at the monster and hoping for the best.
Welcome to her top moments as I remember them. -
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I'm new to this and am trying to get better at writing(and using AO3). Each chapter will be a new character where I will introduce them and give a small view into their story.
I'm not sure how often I'll update this, feel free to check back every once in a while :)- Language:
- English
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- 2,676
- Chapters:
- 6/?
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Everlong by TheTearThatHangs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
05 Aug 2026
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Dr Ryland Grace’s sleep schedule is brutally disrupted when his new upstairs neighbour moves in and just won't stop banging. Banging the drums, that is.
Unfortunately, Grace has a particular tendency for unleashing scathing, witty insults– the kind that falsely imply that he thought before he spoke– upon those who irritate him.His neighbour, Simon, needed to practice unendingly or else his band would find a new drummer before he could shout “butiwroteallthedamnsongs”– and he wasn’t about to let his asshole neighbour’s beauty sleep stop him.
Or: Simon wants to drum. Grace wants to sleep. Rocky wants them to stop fighting and kiss already. -
Doors by Umm_idfk
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)
15 Aug 2026
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Simon is newly graduated on the government's dime, recovering mentally and physically from the Navy submarine accident that took his arm and scarred his face, and equal parts excited and nervous for his first year teaching. Somehow, after everything he's done, he gets to be the one kids ask questions and trust to give the right answer. The paycheck and sense of purpose more than make up for how alone he is.
Ryland Grace has two best friends who love and care for him, the job of his dreams, a boss he loves, and a suspiciously high paycheck for a middle school science teacher. So why is he still so lonely?
A tour of the building, matching scars, and a fragile comraderie, and suddenly their lives are far more intertwined than either is fully comfortable with.
Their friends and colleagues are almost as invested in their budding relationship as the nerdy middle schoolers are in shipping their favorite teachers.
These oblivious idiots might need a little push in the right direction
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i bid you to be light years from your home by WillNonsense
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
01 Aug 2026
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Ilyukhina wakes up light years away from her home, from her promised path to a heroic, honourable end. A hundred thousand miles from all the people she left behind. Her induced coma went on too long, and now she's missed all the action, all the decisions, and opened her eyes to an epilogue to a story that should've been hers too, because why else did she leave? To go home, is the wish in her heart, with the only friend she has left.
Grace chose to come home, light years away from the porch where he'd throw his bag after school. A hundred thousand miles, and not a single regret, except now there is somebody who's home isn't here. To stay, is the wish in his heart, with the only part of the porch that he'd ever care to keep around.
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Ilyukhina wakes up half a year after Grace is settled on Erid.
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Mundos Seorsum by Catfishkisser
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
01 Jul 2026
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Only a few years after the Hail Mary's launch, Eva Stratt is on the run from the very governments she was once allied with. Far in the North, she comes across something in the frigid sea. Half frozen and drenched in blood.
Ava was supposed to die when the monster in AT-5 destroyed her submarine. Yet, she is still breathing.Light years away, Ryland Grace and Rocky are returning to Erid, when they come across a strange vessel floating in the void of space. Upon opening what is essentially a rusted can, they find another human. Somehow, there is a human out in space with no arm and strange mutations that have no clear cause.
Simon was supposed to die when the monster in AT-5 destroyed his submarine. Yet, he is still breathing.Even if barely.
Inspired by @mellosdrawings on Tumblr!!!
This post specifically vvv
https://www.tumblr.com/mellosdrawings/819322795725078528/dont-ask-me-where-im-going-with-this-thats-the
Annddd
@sketchy-scribs-n-doods also on Tumblr
https://www.tumblr.com/sketchy-scribs-n-doods/815018861749534720/a-week-after-eva-stratt-retrieves-the-answer-to -
City of stars, are you shining just for me? by chy4kahr
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
24 Jul 2026
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He shifted on his feet slightly, taking in the sight of Simon standing up against the wall. His shoulders hunched up like he was ready to start swinging at any moment, though…
That look in his eyes made something heavy settle in his chest.
He looked…terrified.
“Alright, Simon…If I walk over there to make sure you didn’t pull any of the stitches on your arm, will you not try to choke me again?”, Ryland asked as he made sure to speak in that soft voice he always used with his students whenever they’d gotten injured.