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    “Malcolm Baddock told you that he had sex with Harry Potter,” Draco said, enunciating carefully.

    “Yes.”

    Gay sex.”

    “I should think so.”

    Somebody has had the nerve to have sex with Harry Potter. Draco loses his entire mind.

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    05 May 2026

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    I (39M) got stabbed twice today and now I want a divorce. Help?

    Or: the one where Eddie is on Reddit.

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    07 May 2021

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    Two years after the war, and Harry’s content with his life. OK, so it’s a little annoying that he keeps winning Witch Weekly’s Most Eligible Bachelor award, and he’s really not looking forward to the unveiling of an enormous gold statue of himself, but he loves his friends, and he loves being an Auror. And if he yearns for something more, something he can barely bring himself to think about, well, he’ll probably get over it. No one’s happy all the time, are they?

    But then everything changes, and Harry’s thrown into a new and dazzling world he’s not sure he can actually escape from. And as time goes on, he starts to wonder: does he actually want to?

    AKA the one where Draco is a - sort of - Muggle pop star (it's complicated)

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    31 Jul 2019

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    Draco has done everything in his power to leave the past behind him. He’s established himself a successful business and built a reputation around the quality of his work and the breadth of his knowledge. But when aurors show up at his shop one afternoon, seeking his expertise on a peculiar item of questionable origins, they completely overthrow the precarious balance in Draco’s life. Trust Potter to bring danger and destruction in his wake, along with a painful reminder of all the things Draco is trying to forget.

    [Bonding!fic. Rating will eventually be NC-17, but this chapter is PG.]

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    08 Jan 2019

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    Draco Malfoy has been missing for two years. Now the Malfoy estate is going up for auction, and Harry decides it’s time to find out what happened to his former school rival.

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    04 Jan 2019